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Xanthalas · Post by **Xanthalas** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:07 pm

Gives new meaning to "Talking Dirty"

JD Smith · Post by **JD Smith** » Fri May 06, 2011 4:41 pm

From yesterday's chance meeting of Ro with Raim and Eelkuu. The three were talking at the fire; Eekluu went off briefly to craft some items; and this is what happened upon his return.

Rowena Fynolte: *looks back to the still open door*
Eelkuu Va'Lindar: oops
Rowena Fynolte: Thank you
Rowena Fynolte: And there's milks for you at the other stump
Eelkuu Va'Lindar: milks?
Raim Teglen: So i just may have to hire grovel to clean the house
Rowena Fynolte: I'm sure he'd love the work
Rowena Fynolte: And yes - milks
Eelkuu Va'Lindar: *eyes the milks*
Raim Teglen: Your right
Eelkuu Va'Lindar: did you squeeze these yourself?
Rowena Fynolte: *looks down at her own chest*
Raim Teglen: Just need to get up some more coin to give him since its such a big house. spent most of my millions in avlis buying things
Eelkuu Va'Lindar: *looks embarrassed* No i meant from a cow....
Rowena Fynolte: Ummm - just exactly how did you mean that question?
Raim Teglen: *giggles*

Moonyju · Post by **Moonyju** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:21 pm

Well... some time after the lesson on elementals, Lexy gets to meet his archnemesis.

Was a few weeks ago, in Tranquility, Yana was in her shimmery-watery state, Aranel fell in the pond when the dirt gave way under her hand, by the wter.

Miellyana: ... well at least I'm not the only one who's wet anymore.
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *laughs*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *smiles a bit*
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *eyes Alexis* Perhaps we should all be wet?
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *smiles more* I was about to say I wasn't going to mention that I am now the only one who isn't wet because then you'd throw me in.
Miellyana: *shakes her semi-liquid hands vigorously in Lexy's direction, splashing him a bit*
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *wrings out her hair and flicks the water at him to join in*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *ducks and throws up his hands fendingly, but is smiling*
Miellyana: *smiles a bit more widely than she has in days*
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *looks to Yana* Remember what we were talking about the other day regarding elemental shapes?
Miellyana: ... aye.
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *mischievious twinkle in her eyes*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, gods! A mischevious twinkle! I am doomed.
Miellyana: Oh... OH OH! .. you mean -THAT- part...
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *nods grinning*
[Arkonswrath] Kay'lana Brye'Annos: [Talk] *nods grinning*
Miellyana: *grins a tad, looking at Lexy*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *looks from one to the other*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Gods, is that the time?
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: Alexis my dear... what do you get when you cross a water elemental and an earth Elemental?
Miellyana: ... you wouldn't dare, Aranel...
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: But I would...
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Don't say that, Yana!
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *bulks up*
((Aranel turns into an earth ellie))
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *stands and steels himself*
Miellyana: *lets go of her control*
[Jalya] Miellyana: [Talk] *lets the water elemental envelop her*
((Yana turns into a water ellie))
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *steps close to Yana, as she does, the dirt and water mix to begin dripping mud*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *dives unhesitatingly into the pond*
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *unbulks laughing*
Miellyana: *watery head jerks back in a cascade of happy bubbles*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *comes up, dripping*
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: Did not even have to throw him in!
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *grins*

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:59 pm

[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] do not guess aloud; I am not sure my virgin ears could take the strain!

[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] If your ears are virgin then they are likely the last part of you that is.

[bciphoto] Victoria DeVitale: [Talk] if your ears are virgins..... well, at least two parts of you are..... *chuckles*

[Derica] Kildera Leonseph: [Talk] if your ears are virgin then it would be my ..... *blinks*

[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] *laughs as they all say it*

[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] // lol

[bciphoto] Victoria DeVitale: [Talk] Ha! *to Lexy*

[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //rofl

[Derica] Kildera Leonseph: [Talk] hmm... it is unanimous then *grins*

3DWarrior · Post by **3DWarrior** » Wed May 09, 2012 8:24 am

This may or may not be taken out of context. CoffeeDragon, please don't kill me, Arkon made me do it.

[silverdragonams] Sarakin Fyne: [Talk] *very likely reaches for it*
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] OOC: Screenshotz.
[silverdragonams] Sarakin Fyne: [Talk] //omg

silverdragonams · Post by **silverdragonams** » Wed May 09, 2012 10:30 am

Yea...well...Sorceress. She likes wands, and we'll just leave it at that.

3DWarrior · Post by **3DWarrior** » Wed May 16, 2012 6:05 am

Arkon, Zombie made me do it.

[Jalya] Miellyana: [Talk] But aye.. Victor is right.. when we aren't trianing together, she is often in some animal or another.

[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] crap. im gana have to do some planning

[Jalya] Miellyana: [Talk] I mean... in animal form.

[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] ///..... nasty!

[Jalya] Miellyana: [Talk] ... let me check the scrolls I have in Arboreal House?

[Jalya] Miellyana: [Talk] ((

[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] so what do you want themfor anyway victor?

[Jalya] Miellyana: [Talk] I'll be back in a minute.

[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] //thats one for the quotes....

[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] OOC: Quotes.

[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] //huzzah! im not able to while onmy laptop

Moonyju · Post by **Moonyju** » Wed May 16, 2012 6:49 am

*facepalms*

2am, sleep-deprived, migrainy.

That's my excuse.

... then again, it's Aranel we're talking about...

*coughs, whistles innocently*

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Sat May 19, 2012 7:25 pm

Jay finally gets his chance.

[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] *"Sceluscio" seems to be mastering psionics in a way that he never could have dreamed of before*
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Black out**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Black out**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Black out**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Knock out**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Knock out**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Knock out**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Derica] Kildera Leonseph: [Talk] jay
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Derica] Kildera Leonseph: [Talk] JAY!
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] *he is also thoroughly unconscious*
[Rali'vinee] Rali'vinee Ish'tarestacia: [Talk] He is done
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] Just making sure.

Derica · Post by **Derica** » Sat May 19, 2012 11:27 pm

*falls on the floor laughing*

I forgot all about that!

Xanthalas · Post by **Xanthalas** » Mon May 21, 2012 8:16 pm

And there was much rejoicing...

Rudiki wrote:Jay finally gets his chance.
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] *"Sceluscio" seems to be mastering psionics in a way that he never could have dreamed of before*
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Black out**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Black out**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Black out**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Knock out**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Knock out**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Knock out**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Derica] Kildera Leonseph: [Talk] jay
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Derica] Kildera Leonseph: [Talk] JAY!
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] **Concussion**
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] *he is also thoroughly unconscious*
[Rali'vinee] Rali'vinee Ish'tarestacia: [Talk] He is done
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] Just making sure.

silverdragonams · Post by **silverdragonams** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:32 am

[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Amused tone.* Either you bought a simply massive cat, Alexis, or you are better at smiting rats than I thought.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Hmm?
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] The rats; they're all gone. *A pause.* Aren't they?
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] *shakes head, sighs* They aren't. I had to kiss some tonight when I got home from the party.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //KILL some!

3DWarrior · Post by **3DWarrior** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:37 am

Sarakin Fyne: *Rips off their sacks.*

silverdragonams · Post by **silverdragonams** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:26 pm

I was gonna leave that one be, but 3D just had to taunt me on IRC. This may or may not be taken out of context.

Adonis Silvermane: May the gods forgive me, I stuck my tongue in there and licked it until the sun came up.

3DWarrior · Post by **3DWarrior** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:46 pm

It's not out of context.

3DWarrior · Post by **3DWarrior** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:19 pm

*Counterattacks!*

Sarakin Fyne: yes, I have wood. lots of it

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:30 pm

This made me laugh:

((Uans isn't sure the people sent to help him aren't undead))

Uans Uri: [Talk] is this another pathetic trick to fool me?
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] No.
[Jalya] Miellyana: [Talk] No, Uans. *calmly*
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] I think you can agree that no undead could possibly dress like this! *grins*
Uans Uri: [Talk] *laughs*
Uans Uri: [Talk] i wouldnt be caught dead dressed like that either

Kali · Post by **Kali** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:21 pm

I didn’t take a screen shot, but this is the gist of what was said…

Victor: Jay, make mine a whisky and genitals, hold the genitals.
Brynja: …. *bursts out laughing* Um you do realise you just asked Jay to hold your genitals, right?
Victor: ….!
Alexis: Well I can tell you now, asking won’t do you any good!

3DWarrior · Post by **3DWarrior** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:19 am

Kali wrote:I didn’t take a screen shot, but this is the gist of what was said…

Victor: Jay, make mine a whisky and genitals, hold the genitals.
Brynja: …. *bursts out laughing* Um you do realise you just asked Jay to hold your genitals, right?
Victor: ….!
Alexis: Well I can tell you now, asking won’t do you any good!

Moonyju · Post by **Moonyju** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:35 am

Victor tries to demonstrate...

Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Now then, let's test, shall we?
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] A Wizard ~always~ tests his theories!
A.N. Imus: [Talk] Rich ones can do it muchmore easily though
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] ... oh my.
A.N. Imus: [Talk] *waits for Victor to demonstrate*
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Now, you just twist like so ...
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] ...
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Shakes his rod a few times.*
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Odd.
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Shakes it all the more.*
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Clears his throat.* ... I swear, this never happens.
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Stares at his rod accusingly.*

((Another player Telled me asking what I was up to...))

Miellyana : [Tell] *watches Victor shake his rod*
Velorik : [Tell] ... I dont want to know.
Miellyana : [Tell] he's trying to show Simon how the teleportation rod works, but for some reason it doesn't work...
Velorik : [Tell] Is he holding his rod properly... =P

((A little later... after several attempts and more rod shaking))

Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] ...
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Throws his hands in the air, staff, rod and all.* I give up!
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Over his shoulder.* I'm going to bed, and when I wake up, my rod had better work.
Miellyana: [Tell] ... we'll ask Sara if it did.

And now Victor's explanation of how the teleportation rods work...

Adonis Silvermane: Well, these rods are like women, Simon.
Miellyana: [Talk] ,.... oh now I want to hear this... *grins, amused*
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] ... shoo, shoo, don't you have some things to sell or something? *Waves a gloved hand at her.*
Miellyana: [Talk] *grins* Nothing that can't wait after this explanation.
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Doesn't wait for her to leave, and just continues regardless.* You have to treat them right, or they won't make you a sandwich when it comes time to eat.
A.N. Imus: [Talk] Are you now going to tell me that you need to employ the proper foreplay techniques before your rod will work?
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Hmm! Well, not quite; I'm saying you need to take them to far-off, mystical and exotic locations!
A.N. Imus: [Talk] Such as?
Miellyana: [Talk] *listens, eyes twinkling with amusement*
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Places like Tel, the Nagritch South Camp, and Mirtho Rest.
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] You also need to give them shiny presents, otherwise known as spell components.
Miellyana: [Talk] *chuckles*
A.N. Imus: [Talk] Yes; I have the components However;trying to use the rod more often then not results in noting happening. Even having a focal point here in Mirtho; from the other side of Ice Palace I was unable to travle directly here
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Aha!
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Well, you also have to pick the right times, Simon.
Miellyana: [Talk] *raises eyebrows*
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Just like a lady, your rod won't, hmm, be in the mood just anywhere.
Miellyana: [Talk] *laughs*

3DWarrior · Post by **3DWarrior** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:26 am

Moonyju · Post by **Moonyju** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:48 am

After the final event of the Heart...

Miellyana (to Julian): We have to meet again soon, so we can chat
instead of worry about where to swing our swords *smiles*
Julian Rilke: I look forward to such an encounter! I'm never quite sure where to swing my sword
Miellyana: *chckles* Me neither. I swing it at what looks mad at me for being there.
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: worry not, Yana, I intend to drill him thoroughly!
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //GRILL!
Miellyana: [Talk] ((ROFL!
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] grill. Gods.
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //rofl.
Julian Rilke: [Talk] *gulps*
Miellyana: [Talk] *raises eyebrows, amused*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //typo!
Miellyana: [Talk] ((Freudian slip))
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //Lexy said grill.
Miellyana: [Talk] ((Yeah... And Yana has short spiky blond hair... ))
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //yes very Freudian.

But I Ain't Got Wings · Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:46 pm

HA HA HA!

you made my morning with that one!

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:56 am

Reason number 6,327 to love Jayem:

[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] There was a door...
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] It was locked with a difficult lock, and it had a difficult trap...
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] And, well, you know how I am!
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] Inclined to not take hints? Sounds like was a private door.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] I wasn't going to take anything, I just wanted to test my skills, and I was curious!
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Yes, there was a sign that said keep out.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] And a lock, and a trap.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Well, yes.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * nods *
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] but there was nobody around, and I was just going to do it for practice and to see what was in there,
and put it all back after, and nobody would know.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * nods *
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] As you say, I know you.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] so I carefully managed the trap...
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] And I carefully managed the lock...
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * nods *
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] And I opened the door...and the big thugs that were waiting behind the door rushed out and beat me senseless!
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] I will try to sympathise.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] *makes a face*
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] I know; I did have it coming!
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] Still trying
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Oh, stop! It hurt!
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] Making my final attempt.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] I am sorry to hear that Alexis.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Thank you. *rolls his eyes at Jay*

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:35 pm

hehe amusing. Sounds like you guys had a great time.