Most of these have been posted in Screenshots, but I'd love to include them here.
These range throughout Hala history, and some are of key importance to Understanding Hala.
The early Hala spirit:
Uriel Teglain: I wanna go to Avlis and cause problems
Tholoth Shadowborn: Mikona?
Uriel Teglain: Sure! Or Elf Gate. Either one.
Tholoth Shadowborn: I don't think I can go ...
The unsuspecting young Avlisians:
Tristran Greenlin: *Smiles* I just try to imagine the sounds of the children laughing in Dra'Nar's temple and the orphanage when I try to relax.
Tholoth Shadowborn singing: "Beast man, beast man, What do you know, About taking off your clothes, You're just a beast from down below"
(Tribbute to "Wise Man", Uriah Heep)
Lassarra Dal'Me'Ton to Enrique the Furious: Go away fur ball!!! *Frowns at the cat* Damn piss monger *Grumbles*
Goblin Chief: Hulogh! I be very drunk today!
Hulogh: Wot, Boss? You did great spells boom boom again?
Malinko Fallon: He does have great spells
Goblin Chief: I got hangover also.
Malinko Fallon: Where's the ale
Goblin Chief: In big human city. Last tme Giants bustered in Farm, some cows got pregnant and they stole all the ale also.
Malinko Fallon: They got the cows pregnant, how drunk are we
Goblin Chief: Did I say THEY got the cows pregnant?!
Malinko Fallon: No, you said the giants got the cows pregnant
Goblin Chief: You be VERY sick. And so be I.
Malinko Fallon: Trouble is as trouble does as I always am in trouble
Goblin Chief: *Cackles*
Grimm Imagolas: Speak now, demon *Raises voice* before I cut your tongue out and drag it along the ground untill it makes sounds that please me
Celestial Army members Merom Runt (kobold) and Linthar-Rosin Vlos'Anon (drow, 24 Cha) captured by the Valsharess:
Drow Warrior: My, you are a pretty one
Linthar-Rosin Vlos'Anon: Merom, I think he is speaking to you.
Celestials against Demons in Tel:
Andrigis Aseph: So you're a warrior?
Tholoth Shadowborn: *Pokes Andrigis in the ass with sword tip* You know what they say about dumb questions, right
Tholoth Shadowborn: Get a duuuuumb answer.
Cleric of Kord: FIRST WE FALL! AND STEEL IS SINGING TONIGHT! SONGS OF GLORY, LET US WRITE THEM IN OUR OWN BLOOD!
The lich Ulfzaz: These fools have grown weak. They shall be taught to respect true power once more. Not the delusions of Tanar'ri and the Celestials.
Pahle Ryder: [Party] Wow ... mellee supreme so far ...
Mr. Stick: [DM] The view as you come through the door is enough to make any paladin need a clear pair of undies.
DM Void Hamlet: [DM] * Hugs *
Mr. Stick: [DM] I'd return the gesture, but I'm a stick
NWDuneAuron's induction to Hala:
Balor Warlord: [DM] These guys are in for a pwning
Balor Warlord: [DM] In related news, hello Void
Candy Apprentice: [DM] Hmm. I got Candy work to do here. o_O
Balor Warlord: [DM] No, no. Eeeeevil!
Balor Warlord: [DM] Mmm, so much murder.
Candy Apprentice: [Shout] Trumpet Archon Confidential Weather Service Leak: Heavy Candy Rains Expected in Mirtho Rest Soon. * Bzzzt * What Balor?! * Bzzzt * I cannot hear a * Bzzzt * thing, you * Bzzzt *
Candy Apprentice: [Shout] What in the Seven Mounting Heavens of * Bzzzt * do you think that you are doing with that * Bzzzt * says "Do not push!" ... * Bzzzt * ... damn it, Odin, this did not work as I hoped ...
Balor Warlord: [DM] Damnit Void, I'm griefing mortals!
Where the odd Module Reload messages originate from (Coloures/Aiquandol behind Alice):
Alice: [Shout] Once upon a time there was a little boy. He was happy and joyful, having just been spawned by a DM. Then as he was running along picking flowers and being joyous one day, BAM the server got reset. The little boy was consigned to oblivion.
Alice: [Shout] Server reload in like ... 5-10 minutes
Alice: [Shout] There was once a pack of fluffy bunies.
Tel'shadar: [Talk] *Looks glazed over and distant*
Alice: [Shout] Then the great shoe of mod reloading came down upon them and squished their insides into a bloody pulp.
Tel'shadar: [Talk] I remember a tower ... darkness ...
Alice: [Shout] Mod reload in 3 minutes
Methinks it was Timb ...
[Server] I<3 George Clooney
[Server] Uriel, put your pants back on.
[Server] You are now in a Full PVP Area.
[Server] Would you like to pet my poopy?