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Post by Rudiki »

Allright, I've spent quite some time looking for this so I could post it but with no success. If anyone else has the long string of different "Help me, I'm bleeding to death" messages from at least 5 different characters in a row (including Lexy) from the recent event in the Black Tower, please post?
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Post by Dengar »

*a small fragment of Gildan and Dimwick discussing the very stubborn cow on the road to Mirtho*

Gildan: "Hey Dimwick, I see you met the cow"
Dimwick: "I'm trying to milk it, but it's being stubborn"
Gildan: "Yeah It's stubborn I noticed" "I prefer horses to cows"
Dimwick: Yeah, but you can't milk a horse"
Why do they call him Boris the bullet dodger?

Because he dodges bulltes Avi!
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Post by silverdragonams »

During the Dramatic conclusion of Arkon's Lord of the Night event while everyone is focusing on casting and praying:
Tristran Greenlin [tell]: *smacks Sara's butt mid chant to see if the world ends...*
Because I'm mean:
Sarakin Fyne: Scel gave us a wedding present

Tristran Greenlin: Oh?

Sarakin Fyne: They are a couple of pretty rocks. I'm not sure what they are for, but he said you would know. He said something about them making you um...last longer....

Tristran Greenlin: ...
(they were imbued psionic gems )
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Post by Psye Shaar »

bah... everyone knows that psions can reach the parts other mortals just can't reach.... :twisted:
[i]"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction." [/i]
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Post by Dengar »

Dimwick "I'll watch the rear!"
Why do they call him Boris the bullet dodger?

Because he dodges bulltes Avi!
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Post by Druid523 »

Psye Shaar wrote:bah... everyone knows that psions can reach the parts other mortals just can't reach.... :twisted:
We can??? :(
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Post by Rudiki »

Trust me, Sceluscio.
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Post by Rudiki »

(The conversation you are about to see is true. Only the "e"s have been added to protect your sanity...)

Lexy is wearing red:

Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I suppose there is the advantage that it does not show blood!
Teron: Then hows your friends supposed to know that you are bleeding?
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, by the screaming, of course! *grins to Teron*
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Post by Alias Ironjade »

From Last nights trip into the Drider caves..


Sceluscio Potementia: I think we've got them handled...
Seamus Ironhand: they've got the high ground
Elly So'Riatin: is scel ok
Seamus Ironhand: I hope so
Sceluscio Potementia: By all the hells!

said by Scel as he notices the Balor behind him...
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Sneaky DM! :oops:
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Post by Psye Shaar »

What I want to know is why there was no shout of "IIIIIIIT'S BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIND YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" :P :P
[i]"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction." [/i]
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Post by Moonyju »

Psye Shaar wrote:What I want to know is why there was no shout of "IIIIIIIT'S BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIND YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" :P :P
Nah.. just the Balor sneaking up behind Scel and covering Scel's eyes with his hands... "GUESS WHO!?"
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Hahahahah. And then Scel and the Balor laugh and start rolling around on the floor tickling each other.

...
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Post by Gregpooh »

Psye Shaar wrote:What I want to know is why there was no shout of "IIIIIIIT'S BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIND YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" :P :P
Um, Because Scel was up on a higher elevation and none of the players down below could see what was behind him?
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Post by Xanthalas »

Druid523 wrote:Hahahahah. And then Scel and the Balor laugh and start rolling around on the floor tickling each other.

...
I'm not a Balor!
[i]I live yet do not live in me,
am waiting as my life goes by,
and die because I do not die.
- St John of the Cross.[/i]


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Post by Dengar »

*Dimwick to a goblin under mirtho*

"have you ever seen what one of these can do?" *holding up a blade*
Why do they call him Boris the bullet dodger?

Because he dodges bulltes Avi!
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Post by Rudiki »

Sceluscio prepares to demonstrate Biofeedback:

Sceluscio Potementia: You use a rapier, do you not?
Sceluscio Potementia: Poke me.
Egil Leifsson: //*keeps a straight face*
Sceluscio Potementia: //....doh.
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Gods!
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *grins*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I thought you would never ask!
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One of these days, I'll learn my lesson. I'm sure of it. :cry:
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Post by Xanthalas »

Druid523 wrote:One of these days, I'll learn my lesson. I'm sure of it. :cry:
Yeah, and around that time they will start making gasoline free.
[i]I live yet do not live in me,
am waiting as my life goes by,
and die because I do not die.
- St John of the Cross.[/i]


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Post by Alias Ironjade »

Overheard before the rescue of Triah:::


Sonja Pyre: *to Faith* A bit of both wouldn't hurt. *winks*
Xai: Speaking of a well matched pair, *Digs in his pants*
Xai: // Okay, that -SO- did not come out right.
William Trueheart: *blinks*
Sonja Pyre: *eyes widen* Xai!!!
Xai: *Pulls out two kamas* What?
Sonja Pyre: *look of relief*
Xai: *Purses his lips* .... Shame on you two.
Sonja Pyre: Nice weapons.
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Post by Alias Ironjade »

During the *climatic* :oops: ... battle to save Triah

Algaliarept's Lieutenant: ((the girls pain changes to pleasure))
Jenai Stronghold: Yes
Elly So'Riatin: oh yes !
Elly So'Riatin: yes yes !
Elly So'Riatin: *moans in pleasure*
Jenai Stronghold: Yes, yes, YES!
Myradia Lannesen: *moans in extasy*
Elly So'Riatin: hmmm oh gods !
Amir Danolyan: *clinicallly* Interesting.
Davilia Chert: *moans differently* kill it any way.. but.. in a lil' while...
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *looks completely disgusted* :D
Thralia Dy'nesh: *moans in pleasure*
Sonja Pyre: *all the muscles in her face relax as she moans in pleasure*
Isang Jarlson: she is enjoying it
Jenai Stronghold: *still writhing on ground but making happy noises*
Myradia Lannesen: More... stronger..
Elly So'Riatin: mmmmm
Davilia Chert: screw you *writhes*
Elly So'Riatin: ih gods yes !
Jenai Stronghold: more....
Sonja Pyre: Oh by the gods, never stop.


Sounds like somebody was enjoying the ending... :twisted:
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Post by Xanthalas »

:twisted:
[i]I live yet do not live in me,
am waiting as my life goes by,
and die because I do not die.
- St John of the Cross.[/i]


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Post by corwink »

too cute, Xai does a great job rping faith :lol:
Lily: *Waves happily to Faith.* Hihiiii!
Faith: *Attempts to look mean, but instead just giggles*
Lily: *Whips out a bearrie for her.*
Faith:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Faith: *Flies into it, shoving her face against it* NUMMMY NUMMY NUMMY MNYAH MNYAH *Gurgle snort munch*
Lily: ....
Xai: ... I hope that was for her....
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hehehe she's gonna kill me :twisted:
Xai: *Smiles up to Jenai* Thank you, child.*
Xai: I promise not to eat them.
Jenai Stronghold: *smiles* you are most welcome and Xai...
Jenai Stronghold: I am a woman now *shakes her chest at him then runs and hides behind corwin*'
Jenai Stronghold: *giggles*
Triah Dana: ooc/rofl
Corwin Kinslayer: *laughs*
William Trueheart: *blinks*
Jenai Stronghold: *blushes and smiles*
Xai: .....
Xai: *Cough*
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(21:38:02) (@p0m) Seamus Ironhand: *we're a hedge, please move along*
(21:38:06) (@p0m) Lmao.
(21:40:40) (@p0m) I shall call them... shrumpers.
(21:40:50) (+GrayMonk) lol
(21:41:03) (Corwink) lol

And slightly unrelated:
Soleis: *seems to be examining Lydia's chest very closely*
Lack of context. So great. Haha.
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