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Post by 3DWarrior » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:19 pm

*Counterattacks!*
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Post by Rudiki » Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:30 pm

This made me laugh:

((Uans isn't sure the people sent to help him aren't undead))

Uans Uri: [Talk] is this another pathetic trick to fool me?
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] No.
[Jalya] Miellyana: [Talk] No, Uans. *calmly*
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] I think you can agree that no undead could possibly dress like this! *grins*
Uans Uri: [Talk] *laughs*
Uans Uri: [Talk] i wouldnt be caught dead dressed like that either
13thHour : [Tell] *your alignment has long since passed any possible further move to 'sexy' due to reinventing the scale*

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Post by Kali » Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:21 pm

I didn’t take a screen shot, but this is the gist of what was said…

Victor: Jay, make mine a whisky and genitals, hold the genitals.
Brynja: …. *bursts out laughing* Um you do realise you just asked Jay to hold your genitals, right?
Victor: ….!
Alexis: Well I can tell you now, asking won’t do you any good!
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Post by 3DWarrior » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:19 am

Kali wrote:I didn’t take a screen shot, but this is the gist of what was said…

Victor: Jay, make mine a whisky and genitals, hold the genitals.
Brynja: …. *bursts out laughing* Um you do realise you just asked Jay to hold your genitals, right?
Victor: ….!
Alexis: Well I can tell you now, asking won’t do you any good!
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Post by Moonyju » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:35 am

Victor tries to demonstrate...
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Now then, let's test, shall we?
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] A Wizard ~always~ tests his theories!
A.N. Imus: [Talk] Rich ones can do it muchmore easily though
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] ... oh my.
A.N. Imus: [Talk] *waits for Victor to demonstrate*
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Now, you just twist like so ...
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] ...
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Shakes his rod a few times.*
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Odd.
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Shakes it all the more.*
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Clears his throat.* ... I swear, this never happens.
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Stares at his rod accusingly.*

((Another player Telled me asking what I was up to...))

Miellyana : [Tell] *watches Victor shake his rod*
Velorik : [Tell] ... I dont want to know.
Miellyana : [Tell] he's trying to show Simon how the teleportation rod works, but for some reason it doesn't work...
Velorik : [Tell] Is he holding his rod properly... =P

((A little later... after several attempts and more rod shaking))

Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] ...
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Throws his hands in the air, staff, rod and all.* I give up!
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Over his shoulder.* I'm going to bed, and when I wake up, my rod had better work.
Miellyana: [Tell] ... we'll ask Sara if it did.
And now Victor's explanation of how the teleportation rods work...
Adonis Silvermane: Well, these rods are like women, Simon.
Miellyana: [Talk] ,.... oh now I want to hear this... *grins, amused*
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] ... shoo, shoo, don't you have some things to sell or something? *Waves a gloved hand at her.*
Miellyana: [Talk] *grins* Nothing that can't wait after this explanation.
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Doesn't wait for her to leave, and just continues regardless.* You have to treat them right, or they won't make you a sandwich when it comes time to eat.
A.N. Imus: [Talk] Are you now going to tell me that you need to employ the proper foreplay techniques before your rod will work?
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Hmm! Well, not quite; I'm saying you need to take them to far-off, mystical and exotic locations!
A.N. Imus: [Talk] Such as?
Miellyana: [Talk] *listens, eyes twinkling with amusement*
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Places like Tel, the Nagritch South Camp, and Mirtho Rest.
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] You also need to give them shiny presents, otherwise known as spell components.
Miellyana: [Talk] *chuckles*
A.N. Imus: [Talk] Yes; I have the components However;trying to use the rod more often then not results in noting happening. Even having a focal point here in Mirtho; from the other side of Ice Palace I was unable to travle directly here
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Aha!
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Well, you also have to pick the right times, Simon.
Miellyana: [Talk] *raises eyebrows*
Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Just like a lady, your rod won't, hmm, be in the mood just anywhere.
Miellyana: [Talk] *laughs*

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Post by 3DWarrior » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:26 am

:cry:

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Post by Moonyju » Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:48 am

After the final event of the Heart...
Miellyana (to Julian): We have to meet again soon, so we can chat
instead of worry about where to swing our swords *smiles*
Julian Rilke: I look forward to such an encounter! I'm never quite sure where to swing my sword
Miellyana: *chckles* Me neither. I swing it at what looks mad at me for being there.
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: worry not, Yana, I intend to drill him thoroughly!
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //GRILL!
Miellyana: [Talk] ((ROFL!
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] grill. Gods.
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //rofl.
Julian Rilke: [Talk] *gulps*
Miellyana: [Talk] *raises eyebrows, amused*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //typo!
Miellyana: [Talk] ((Freudian slip))
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //Lexy said grill. :)
Miellyana: [Talk] ((Yeah... And Yana has short spiky blond hair... ))
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //yes very Freudian.

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Post by But I Ain't Got Wings » Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:46 pm

HA HA HA!

you made my morning with that one!

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Post by Rudiki » Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:56 am

Reason number 6,327 to love Jayem:

[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] There was a door...
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] It was locked with a difficult lock, and it had a difficult trap...
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] And, well, you know how I am!
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] Inclined to not take hints? Sounds like was a private door.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] I wasn't going to take anything, I just wanted to test my skills, and I was curious!
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Yes, there was a sign that said keep out.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] And a lock, and a trap.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Well, yes.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * nods *
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] but there was nobody around, and I was just going to do it for practice and to see what was in there,
and put it all back after, and nobody would know.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * nods *
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] As you say, I know you.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] so I carefully managed the trap...
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] And I carefully managed the lock...
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * nods *
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] And I opened the door...and the big thugs that were waiting behind the door rushed out and beat me senseless!
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] I will try to sympathise.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] *makes a face*
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] I know; I did have it coming!
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] Still trying
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Oh, stop! It hurt!
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] Making my final attempt.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] I am sorry to hear that Alexis.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Thank you. *rolls his eyes at Jay*
13thHour : [Tell] *your alignment has long since passed any possible further move to 'sexy' due to reinventing the scale*

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Post by Zombie » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:35 pm

hehe amusing. Sounds like you guys had a great time.
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Post by Rudiki » Sun Jan 26, 2014 5:01 pm

This made me laugh:

[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] *yelps and whips out brolly*
[Rhissaerk Jalesh] Rhissaerk Jalesh: [Talk] *stares at umbrella*
[Rhissaerk Jalesh] Rhissaerk Jalesh: [Talk] ...Rhissaerk really doessn't undersstand how we losst ssometimess...
13thHour : [Tell] *your alignment has long since passed any possible further move to 'sexy' due to reinventing the scale*

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Re: IG Quotes.

Post by ambrosia » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:28 pm

Fellock: Ack!
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: *laughs* what?
Fellock: When did you get there!?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: I didn't even turn into fire or anything!
Fellock: I was jus' o'er there an' ya weren't there!
Fellock: An' then I turn 'round an' yer there!
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: I just walked out of the inn!
Fellock: Yer like one o' them crazy murder shadows...
Fellock: That only move when ya ain't lookin' at 'em.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: I wish, but only more like a rare lake storm. *grin* rare. but very dangerous
Fellock: A...a lake storm?
Fellock: Lakes get storms?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: rarely.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: that's what makes them dangerous.
Fellock: How's 'at e'en work...?
Fellock: Do...baths get storms?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: more like... churns. baths get churns.
Fellock: Er...churns?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: *nods*
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: makes the waves all go -slush-slusrhs- water on the floor.
Fellock: ...So, like, what, someone jus' comes an' starts...churnin' ya while ya still in th' bath...?
Fellock: I swear, ya surfacers inta some weird things when th' doors close.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: it's even more the worst when they add more soap and you don't want none.
Fellock: Who doesn't want soap?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: bubbles. -every-where.
Fellock: Soap's great.
Fellock: I know!
Fellock: I love bubbles!
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: *nodnods*
Fellock: Ya can pop 'em with yer beak.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: score points if you can keep one un-popped
Fellock: Th' only thing wrong with soap, is ya can't eat it.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: well, you can, but only if it is butter flavored and not actually inhaled.
Fellock: Cause it straight up look like candy, innit?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: yup
Fellock: I tried ta eat soap four times an' I been disappointed e'ery time.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: specially those little bath pearls. totally dangerious to swap out with candy.
Fellock: Oh, aye, 'at jus' cruel, it be...
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: the little green ones look -just-like-mints
Fellock: I know! Awwwwwk, why bath products gotta look so delicious...

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Re: IG Quotes.

Post by ambrosia » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:34 pm

Star Aelae: This rum looks a little fruity.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: *nods* I like the Mead better.. of the two I gave you, I mean.
Star Aelae: The stuff I drink is about on par with a mild poison but I think I can give this a shot soon.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: it probably won't give you that poison feeling, but might at least be a break from 'normal'
Star Aelae: So what do you consider your skillset to be AJ?
Fellock: Oh, yea', I ain't sure what ya do 'xactly...
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: here's my current fav... *passes over a bottle of Tyedu Scotch* sell, trade. drink.. whatever!
Star Aelae: *accepts another bottle* Aside from peddling booze I mean.

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Re: IG Quotes.

Post by Chastened Phoenix » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:47 pm

(This thread for Hala quotes only, or no? OP seems to say yes. Also... How does one make logs? I still haven't figured that out. :? )

I'm asking because: I want in on the fun! :D

EDIT: I assumed the above quotes happened here, and wanted to know what, if any, parameters were expected so I could stay within them once I start posting stuff. :)
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

"Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from technology."

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Re: IG Quotes.

Post by Rudiki » Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:20 pm

OOC: Yes, the quotes are from this game. People post what they think are particularly funny or clever quotes, to share with everyone. I don't know how to make logs; Akai set it up to do so for me automatically. There are no actual rules or guidelines, but if there were I would say try not to post really long conversations, try to post stuff other people said rather than bragging on yourself, and try to post only the really best stuff. Read the thread for a good idea of what sort of stuff should be posted.
13thHour : [Tell] *your alignment has long since passed any possible further move to 'sexy' due to reinventing the scale*

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