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Post by makelovelikewar »

Michiko wrote:O.O

Note to self: No more posts until I've had a coffee.....
Aww, but what's the fun in that? :lol:

Perhaps Noor should have gotten advice from Michi on how to pray to Almara? :wink:
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Post by terror2001 »

makelovelikewar wrote:Perhaps Noor should have gotten advice from Michi on how to pray to Almara? :wink:
What? On her knees?
Not if Aunt Sally has anything to say about it. :P
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Post by Michiko »

:oops:

I'm not going to get to live this one down for awhile I think =P
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Post by daemona »

Michiko wrote::oops:

I'm not going to get to live this one down for awhile I think =P
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Post by Rudiki »

(Slightly edited to remove non-relevant stuff, but not modified. Neither player had any idea what they were saying until after it was said. :oops: )

[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] *takes it out and shows it to everyone present*
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] It does not appear quite as grand as I imagined it might.
13thHour : [Tell] *your alignment has long since passed any possible further move to 'sexy' due to reinventing the scale*

[url=http://wiki.ysgard.org/index.php?title=PCs:Lexy]Lexy on the Wiki![/url]
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Post by JD Smith »

While experiencing some more random effects fun at the fire -


[EyesOfAngels] Rune Amanta: [Talk] Well.. *looks around*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie's Corpse: [Talk] *groans*
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] *the wounds are still present, but now Sceluscio seems angry enough that he ignores the pain*
[EyesOfAngels] Rune Amanta: [Talk] Maybe he has groan bored with us finally.
[Druid523] Sceluscio Potementia: [Talk] \\Hahaha. The corpse groaned. Loves it.
[John D. Smith] Rowena Fynolte: [Talk] I don't think quite yet
[John D. Smith] Rowena Fynolte: [Talk] I'm waiting for Alexis's dead body to get up and dance
[Amadamned] Tinker Harlan: [Talk] ((Plays Oingo Boingo for Ro))

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Post by silverdragonams »

Poor Caldo had the unfortunate timing to walk into girl talk...
[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] So we are back to clothing then? *playfully*
[silverdragonams] Sarakin Fyne: [Talk] *grins mischeviously* or available men
[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] *chuckles* you think we might be compatiable?
[Weedler] Caldo Teglenen: [Talk] *looks between the two*
[silverdragonams] Sarakin Fyne: [Talk] *chuckles* perhaps
[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] *turns to Caldo* So waht do you like to do?
[Weedler] Caldo Teglenen: [Talk] *tilts his head* I do as I must. Satisfaction is found in the knowledge of completed tasks.
[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] hmm, well I draw satsifaction from compleating tasks.
[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] so perhaps that is one tick...
[Weedler] Caldo Teglenen: [Talk] A tick? I do not understand...
[silverdragonams] Sarakin Fyne: [Talk] //afk a couple
[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] *chuckles* were you not following the conversation?
[Weedler] Caldo Teglenen: [Talk] You spoke of a requirement for a man for a task of some kind, then asked what I like. If there is further meaning to this then I am unaware of it
[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] *is trying not to laugh*
[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] well i suspect we have our question answered right there
[Weedler] Caldo Teglenen: [Talk] I see
[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] Hello Dan'eth *sounds happier than last time
[Nastr0nd] Dan'eth: [Talk] *smiles warmly* Hi Sara, Bryn, Caldo.
[Weedler] Caldo Teglenen: [Talk] Greetings
[Nastr0nd] Dan'eth: [Talk] How is everyone?
[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] I am well
[silverdragonams] Sarakin Fyne: [Talk] Hello Dan'eth
[Weedler] Caldo Teglenen: [Talk] I am sufficient
[Nastr0nd] Dan'eth: [Talk] *smiles again* Great.
[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] *laughs*
[ZombieDust] Brynja Einarsdottir: [Talk] *loweres her head and tries to swallow a series of giggles
[Nastr0nd] Dan'eth: [Talk] *looks strangely at Bryn*
[Nastr0nd] Dan'eth: [Talk] Milk go down the wrong way?
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Post by Psye Shaar »

Jenai wrote:Jenai Stronghold: [Talk] animy Animy ANIMY!
Jenai reenacts the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally.... in draconic...
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Post by Serenyddion »

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Too good not to share! :D

Edit:

Also entirely true!
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Post by Kali »

Speaking of slips....

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Post by Rudiki »

(pants-less) Half-Celestial Warrior: [Talk] I think, perhaps, that one of us is not awake
Half-Celestial Warrior: [Talk] And that the other has been sent to cause a pleasurable dream
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] I...see...
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Which of us, do you think?
Half-Celestial Warrior: [Talk] I usually have pants on in my dreams *wry smile*
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Maybe this is my dream, then?
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] In my dreams, men who look like you usually don't have pants. *smiles*
13thHour : [Tell] *your alignment has long since passed any possible further move to 'sexy' due to reinventing the scale*

[url=http://wiki.ysgard.org/index.php?title=PCs:Lexy]Lexy on the Wiki![/url]
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Post by sinn »

*cracks up*

your to damn funny Rudiki!
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Post by blue wolfy »

hint #1 your spending too much time with lexy...

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I so hope he ment 'look'
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Post by ambrosia »

Jayem Dareau: The gods are not kind to women in that regard, is like an Ogre squeezing through a halfling size door.
Nerice Bloodforge: thanks Jay. *wryly*
Morgan Zahuul: *looks horrified again*
Soleis: *has the calm demeanor of knowing that he, personally, will never have to give birth*
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Post by Zombie »

That one prety much sums up the experiance for morgan...
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Post by blue wolfy »

ambrosia wrote:
Jayem Dareau: The gods are not kind to women in that regard, is like an Ogre squeezing through a halfling size door.
Nerice Bloodforge: thanks Jay. *wryly*
Morgan Zahuul: *looks horrified again*
Soleis: *has the calm demeanor of knowing that he, personally, will never have to give birth*
at least Jay didnt name gaklah and coran in that comment
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Post by Aniril »

[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] RrrRrrr. Jayem, I don't wish to detain you, but may I speak with you a moment?
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * looks as if he though the conversation was over until Alexis renewed the attack *
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] // thought
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] Aye, seems we have time to talk.
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Grunts.*
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] One cannot compare going fishing with mating
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Wordlessly holds out a bottle of silverish liquid.*
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Why not?
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] The desired outcomes are not the same
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] One does not go fishing hoping to bear a child
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * looks at it assessingly *
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Imported. I would suggest it be kept for later though. It doesn't go well on an empty stomach.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] But you have stated that an activity is not the intended norm because it does not result in children.
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] Nor go engage in sexual relations hoping to gain fish for dinner
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Tell] HAH HAH HAH! =P
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] No ..
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Tell] *Cannot. Stop. Laughing.*
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Post by ambrosia »

*snips entirely out of context* :twisted:

Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I don't even know how to fix myself, just other people.
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Post by sinn »

not exactly IC.. but it was IG :)

for those of you that know at 5AM when I get IG.. 99% of the time I have something in hand....

Ash: *boots echo on the bridge and Ash shows up pepsi in hand*
Rali'vinee Ish'tarestacia: //:P
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Ash: Lexy *smiles*
LearningToFly : [Tell] 5xp penalty for product placement :D


good thing Ash was not carrying a 24 pack of pepsi!

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Post by LadyPhoenix77 »

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:06:22] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, my!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:06:39] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: He looks...powerful.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:06:58] Linassa Shatel: *Comes bounding back downstairs from her alleged room* TWINKLETOES IS THAT YOU?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:06:59] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: and big.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:12] IncogKnight has joined as a player..
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:16] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *smiles* Hello!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:16] Jayem Dareau: Need grease, but otherwise in good shape according to his diagnostics.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:34] Meoi: *sniffsniff*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:45] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *looks her over appreciatively*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:54] Meoi: *sniffsniff*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:06] Meoi: *sniffs at Lin*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:09] Linassa Shatel: *Looks him up and down* GETTING A LITTLE BIG IN THE GUT AREN'T WE TWINKLETOES? BEEN SLACKING OFF?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:09] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I am all curious! Where did he come from?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:34] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, come and feel my gut, and then tell me that! *grins*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:35] Meoi: *sniffsniff*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:49] Linassa Shatel: *Gigglefits* Alright, enough of me being Raptor.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:58] Meoi: *sits on the platform and begins grooming*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:09:04] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I'd have told him the same thing! *laughs*
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Post by LadyPhoenix77 »

Lexy knows exactly what to say.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:23:47] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Lubricant is terribly important. *straight-faced*
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Post by Rudiki »

Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] *goes into the alcove, fries the door, changes swiftly*
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] * wonders when Alexis will stop blowing up the furniture *
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //lol TRIES the door!
13thHour : [Tell] *your alignment has long since passed any possible further move to 'sexy' due to reinventing the scale*

[url=http://wiki.ysgard.org/index.php?title=PCs:Lexy]Lexy on the Wiki![/url]
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Post by Rudiki »

First:

[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Yeek... making notes and how can "Urend might have been in Shagarath's deepest dark place while being held by him" not sound a little...er... :-p

And later:

[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] when I log off i'm going to find that Shagarath quote of yours and post it. :)
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Not my fault they kept on and on about Shagarath's deepest dark place
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] lol that's one god Lexy doesn't have any interest in going to bed with.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Luke would be jealous, after all he is the one Almara has said is being kept very close to Shagarath and in his deepest dark place. Still, if Alexis did make that sacrifice at least Luke would be more willing to leave Shagarath.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] "But... I am the one to be kept in your deepest dark place! That's it, I am going back to Tyr" * flounces off *
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] Shaggy messed with Scel. There's no way he's getting any of this!
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] No hawt Lexilicious action for Shaggy!
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] If he had eyes he would cry tears of heartbroken yearning.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Perhaps that should be a warning in all necromantic manuals... "Warning, becoming a Lich-God may prevent Lexilicious action"
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] HAWT Lexylicious action!
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] :)
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] and I like the "MAY prevent..."
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Well, Shagarath had to also mess with Scel.
13thHour : [Tell] *your alignment has long since passed any possible further move to 'sexy' due to reinventing the scale*

[url=http://wiki.ysgard.org/index.php?title=PCs:Lexy]Lexy on the Wiki![/url]
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Post by Rudiki »

Zombie, your Freudian slip is showing! :D

Morgan "...has a passion for music and has no problem taking the time to carefully explain things to Ro. She leaves Ro with some lesions that she can practise with..."

Harp lesions, no less! Ouchy!
13thHour : [Tell] *your alignment has long since passed any possible further move to 'sexy' due to reinventing the scale*

[url=http://wiki.ysgard.org/index.php?title=PCs:Lexy]Lexy on the Wiki![/url]
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Post by Zombie »

Well done, you passed my test. Yes that’s right, it was on purpose. I am infallible. *glares at Xanthalas, who better keep his mouth shut*

:oops:

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