IG Quotes.

Odin Hammersong · Post by **Odin Hammersong** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:47 pm

GAWDDAMIT!

I meant my plot finishes tomorrow you gutter-minded blargity blarrgh!!!

BAH!

*mutters about the heyday Micah and jskee are gonna have with that one*

micah ormane · Post by **micah ormane** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:20 pm

NWDuneAuron wrote:[Odin_Hammersong] Wyland Dandafar: [DM] lol damn you! TEASE!
[NWDuneAuron] Plaguewielder : [Tell] it's hawt
[Odin_Hammersong] Wyland Dandafar: [DM] *squirms in anticipation*
[Odin_Hammersong] Wyland Dandafar: [DM] tomorrow morning we do it
[NWDuneAuron] Plaguewielder : [DM] that sounded really bad
[NWDuneAuron] Plaguewielder : [Tell] Never say that again.

Free bottles of KY Jelly personal lubricant to the first 5 spectators!

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:31 pm

oooooooo free stuff!!

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:02 pm

Solar Shinryuu says:
Once Feril's lair goes in, I'll start keeping a journal there.
So she says:
I'm hoping to get enough money so I can build an extension onto my house. It'll just be a newer, bigger room just for Lily.
So she says:
And if we get the guild seriously started up then maybe even more.
Solar Shinryuu says:
Mm...
Solar Shinryuu says:
We need Lily back before we can do any guild stuff, though@
So she says:
Why?
So she says:
Feril's the leader..
Solar Shinryuu says:
Because Lily is the guild mascot.

So she says:
Thaaanks.

silverdragonams · Post by **silverdragonams** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:50 am

Birt and Ur-kny -both druids- have different philosophies when it comes to worshiping nature:

Birt: ...
Ur-kny: No watering the tree.
Birt: but...
Ur-kny: No!
Vilmiathian So'Riatin: Cold chuckle
Ur-kny: Go around the corner.
Birt: *hangs head*
Birt: okays
Ur-kny *sighs*
((Birt walks out of Ur-kny's and Vilmi's view))
Birt: *waters the other tree*

Anniko · Post by **Anniko** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 10:09 pm

Death Corpse: Wyland Dandafar has looted Barmaids Robes from Wyland Dandafar's corpse...

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 10:57 pm

Anniko wrote:Death Corpse: Wyland Dandafar has looted Barmaids Robes from Wyland Dandafar's corpse...

*Sigh*

You can;t keep making up excuse to stop us from questioning your sexuality when we see things like this popping up all the time, Odin!

Odin Hammersong · Post by **Odin Hammersong** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:35 pm

LOL!!

Those robes were one of the first things I bought the day Wyland was created on the Moonsea server. March of 2004 I think? Something like that. Well being a noob cleric, I figured I needed some robes. At the time I didn't know of any way to modify armor to have outer robes, so when I saw these grey robes in the store I bought em. Didn't pay much attention to the name, especially since those plain old "barmaid's robes" were actually lined with a bit of chain, and wearing them was like wearing studded leater or a chain shirt. At the time he wore full plate, but Wyland was a paranoid guy, so even his casual wear was armored a bit.

After having them so long they acquired some sentimental value for Wyland, so he kept them around the whole time. Now that he has gained some newly found dexterity, those plain old barmaids robes are his main armor, becoming +4 studded leather when in action.

Exciting story huh?

Lily, make Wyland your hottest outfit, I'm sure he'd put it on if you bought him enough mellowsmoke and wine.

Odin Hammersong · Post by **Odin Hammersong** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:36 pm

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:39 pm

Odin Hammersong wrote:
Lily, make Wyland your hottest outfit, I'm sure he'd put it on if you bought him enough mellowsmoke and wine.

You got it.

And I'm sure getting the smoke and wine down will be the easiest part. Winkwinkwinkwinkwi- *Gets and eyelash caught* -Ow.. Ow! ..

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:48 am

I know this isn't an IG quote... Because I can't insertwordofchoicehereing get IG. *Twitch*

<Jskee|Work2> Hi Inasnum_Imp!
<Inasnum_Imp> Hey hey heeeey.
<Inasnum_Imp> ...What's work2 mean?
* Vipact has joined #hala
* Jskee|Work2 spills his latte on Vipact
<Jskee|Work2> it means somehow I was duped
<SignificantOwl> He has to have two jobs to be able to feed all the poor homeless cats at home, actually.
* SignificantOwl plays a tiny violin
<Jskee|Work2> well, if they are at home...then they are not homeless!
<SignificantOwl> Shh.
<Inasnum_Imp> =D
<Inasnum_Imp> Mmmm, skin...
------------
<Inasnum_Imp> What?
<Inasnum_Imp> I try.
<DFL> try?
<DFL> I missed something here...
<Inasnum_Imp> No you didn't.
<Inasnum_Imp> Shh.
* Inasnum_Imp Turns on the Barry White. *
<timb> GuiltySpark and I are ordained ministers.
<DFL> :O
<DFL> no wait...
<DFL> :O +1
* Inasnum_Imp Gets close enough to.. chlorophome DFL! and run away to call the cops for sexual harassment. *
<GuiltySpark> The spartans had two kings running sparta. Our church will have two ministers!
<DFL> whew, thats better

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:43 am

Zorzark says:
Sexcellent

Final Shinryuu · Post by **Final Shinryuu** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:48 am

Serenyddion, talking about Upholstery_Imp and myself:
"Wow, it's like the insanity of both of you somehow refracts off the other and is magnified in the process."

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:52 am

Final Shinryuu wrote:Serenyddion, talking about Upholstery_Imp and myself:
"Wow, it's like the insanity of both of you somehow refracts off the other and is magnified in the process."

Yay!

Three Cheers for Inasnum People!

Hip hip....

Anniko · Post by **Anniko** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:19 pm

Crepuscularia : *spreads her legs a bit trying to steady herself* Ouch!

teagirl03 · Post by **teagirl03** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:49 pm

Caius: want to kiss my helmet for good luck?
Calandra: *thumps his helmet with her sword* there. there's your kiss.
Caius: that sucked. I think i'm pregnant now.
Calandra: really? wow. well, good luck with that....
Caius: God I MUST be pregnant, im having cravings, quick get me some bread with rock dust on it!
Calandra: riiiiiight......

Anniko · Post by **Anniko** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:29 am

Rykolyn Rilyndar So'Riatin: [Tell] if triah jumped off a bridge would you?
Ril: [Tell] yes, duh
Ril: [Tell]

Rykolyn Rilyndar So'Riatin: [Tell] me too

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:00 pm

These were all in tells. We had a battle of famous places in our states.

Elvanbryn: california here

Lily: Haha, suckers, we got Disney WOORRLLD.

Elvanbryn: bah, sux flags extreme, Aneheim.

Lily: Kennedy Space Center.

Elvanbryn: ouch... bastards....

Lily: >=D

Elvanbryn: edwards AFB

Lily: The Keys.. and not too far away from the Bahamas!

Elvanbryn: ehm... gay bay

Elvanbryn: wait! the better resort! alcatraz!

Lily: Atlantic Ocean...

Elvanbryn: pacific

Lily: Nudist Resorts

Elvanbryn: Ditto.

Lily: Daytona Speedway.

Elvanbryn: I know we got something fancy schmancy like that out here...but..ehm.. *ponders*

Elvanbryn: San Jose City Street Races.

Lily: Everglades.

Elvanbryn: Sequoia National Forest

Lily: Jonathan Dickenson National Park.

Elvanbryn: Sea World.

Lily: We've got it too.

Loxahatchee River.

Elvanbryn: oooh...rivers....hmmm...well it's close enough. Hoover Dam.

Lily: Screw you.

Ah, hmm. St Augustine and Ft. Castillo De San Marcos.

Elvanbryn: Calico.

Lily: Busch Gardens.

Elvanbryn: Great America

Lily: America Revolution battle in 1776.

Elvanbryn: Florida? Really?

Lily: Yes.

Lily: We were the 27th state.

Elvanbryn: Ft Sutters- California Gold Rush.

Lily: Miami.

And then it stopped. He might've run out of places, or simply forgotten.

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:36 am

Tell conversation.

Lily: Did you know, that since elves are so divine and kewl, that they can live off their own saliva for two days, because it's 60% honey?

Lily: I'm lying, of course.

Unebrion Kalchas: ...what the...?

Lily: =D

Unebrion Kalchas: ...oooh, good

Anniko · Post by **Anniko** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:40 pm

An IRC quote:

* TheKlein hangs on to his Vincent

I'll leave the rest to you

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:39 am

Death: The wall...I can hear it. It calls for you... Odin_Hammersong.

Odin Hammersong · Post by **Odin Hammersong** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:13 am

Jskee · Post by **Jskee** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:29 am

upholstery_imp wrote:Death: The wall...I can hear it. It calls for you... Odin_Hammersong.

isn't this IG quotes? it should be Wyland Dandafar!

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:00 pm

Risdynacarius and I were being goofy in the beetle caves.

Celawn Stencia: Already drained its juice for you. *smirks and throws a bottle to Tye.*
Tyelka'Luume: Thaaanks, dear.
Celawn Stencia: Ofcourse rosie.
Tyelka'Luume: It's DARLA.
Tyelka'Luume: *Twitches.*
Celawn Stencia: Oops
Celawn Stencia: Right...darla
Tyelka'Luume: You've been sleeping around. I just know it.
Celawn Stencia: Me? Never.
Celawn Stencia: Don't listen to your longsword...it lies.
Tyelka'Luume: Don't interrupt it!

Tyelka is knocked to bleeding. But with his uber lowbie regenerating powahs, he stands up again!

Tyelka'Luume: *Arms sag lazily at side.*
Tyelka'Luume: *Head droops.*
Tyelka'Luume: *Starts moaning and shuffles towards him.* Braaainns.
Celawn Stencia: I have none.
Tyelka'Luume: I want a divorce!
Celawn Stencia: Tough, I already killed the judge.
Tyelka'Luume: I could go away, Sammy!
Tyelka'Luume: Far away, an' leeaaave yeww.
Celawn Stencia: Ehm.
Celawn Stencia: It's *Spoiler alert!*
Tyelka'Luume: Whatever.
Celawn Stencia: Look who's cheatin' on who...
Tyelka'Luume: No...
Tyelka'Luume: I've got long-term memory loss, is all.
Celawn Stencia: Your longsword told me otherwise.
Tyelka'Luume: *Smacks longsword against wall.*
Tyelka'Luume: Though ah.. *Beat* Told yew.... *Beat* to shut uup!
Tyelka'Luume: Yeeeaah. Yeeeaah.
Tyelka'Luume: Cry like a baby.
Tyelka'Luume: Say Uncle! *Rubs the sword on his butt.*

Druid523 · Post by **Druid523** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:21 pm

upholstery_imp wrote:Risdynacarius and I were being goofy in the beetle caves.

Hahahahaha, beautiful.