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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:25 am 
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ambrosia wrote:
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Jayem Dareau: The gods are not kind to women in that regard, is like an Ogre squeezing through a halfling size door.
Nerice Bloodforge: thanks Jay. *wryly*
Morgan Zahuul: *looks horrified again*
Soleis: *has the calm demeanor of knowing that he, personally, will never have to give birth*

at least Jay didnt name gaklah and coran in that comment


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:54 pm 
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[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] RrrRrrr. Jayem, I don't wish to detain you, but may I speak with you a moment?
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * looks as if he though the conversation was over until Alexis renewed the attack *
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] // thought
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] Aye, seems we have time to talk.
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Grunts.*
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] One cannot compare going fishing with mating
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Wordlessly holds out a bottle of silverish liquid.*
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Why not?
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] The desired outcomes are not the same
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] One does not go fishing hoping to bear a child
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * looks at it assessingly *
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Imported. I would suggest it be kept for later though. It doesn't go well on an empty stomach.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] But you have stated that an activity is not the intended norm because it does not result in children.
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] Nor go engage in sexual relations hoping to gain fish for dinner
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Tell] HAH HAH HAH! =P
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] No ..
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Tell] *Cannot. Stop. Laughing.*


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:30 am 
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*snips entirely out of context* :twisted:


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Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I don't even know how to fix myself, just other people.


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not exactly IC.. but it was IG :)

for those of you that know at 5AM when I get IG.. 99% of the time I have something in hand....

Ash: *boots echo on the bridge and Ash shows up pepsi in hand*
Rali'vinee Ish'tarestacia: //:P
Experience Points Lost: 5
Ash: Lexy *smiles*
LearningToFly : [Tell] 5xp penalty for product placement :D


good thing Ash was not carrying a 24 pack of pepsi!

(I am a loyal endorsee of Pepsi... Drink It Up)

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:12 pm 
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Location: Whats the use of have names if you lose all your friends. That's where I'm from.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:06:22] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, my!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:06:39] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: He looks...powerful.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:06:58] Linassa Shatel: *Comes bounding back downstairs from her alleged room* TWINKLETOES IS THAT YOU?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:06:59] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: and big.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:12] IncogKnight has joined as a player..
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:16] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *smiles* Hello!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:16] Jayem Dareau: Need grease, but otherwise in good shape according to his diagnostics.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:34] Meoi: *sniffsniff*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:45] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *looks her over appreciatively*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:54] Meoi: *sniffsniff*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:06] Meoi: *sniffs at Lin*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:09] Linassa Shatel: *Looks him up and down* GETTING A LITTLE BIG IN THE GUT AREN'T WE TWINKLETOES? BEEN SLACKING OFF?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:09] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I am all curious! Where did he come from?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:34] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, come and feel my gut, and then tell me that! *grins*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:35] Meoi: *sniffsniff*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:49] Linassa Shatel: *Gigglefits* Alright, enough of me being Raptor.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:58] Meoi: *sits on the platform and begins grooming*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:09:04] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I'd have told him the same thing! *laughs*


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:25 pm 
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Location: Whats the use of have names if you lose all your friends. That's where I'm from.
Lexy knows exactly what to say.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:23:47] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Lubricant is terribly important. *straight-faced*


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:19 am 
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Location: Out and about!
Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] *goes into the alcove, fries the door, changes swiftly*
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] * wonders when Alexis will stop blowing up the furniture *
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //lol TRIES the door!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:28 am 
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First:

[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Yeek... making notes and how can "Urend might have been in Shagarath's deepest dark place while being held by him" not sound a little...er... :-p

And later:

[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] when I log off i'm going to find that Shagarath quote of yours and post it. :)
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Not my fault they kept on and on about Shagarath's deepest dark place
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] lol that's one god Lexy doesn't have any interest in going to bed with.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Luke would be jealous, after all he is the one Almara has said is being kept very close to Shagarath and in his deepest dark place. Still, if Alexis did make that sacrifice at least Luke would be more willing to leave Shagarath.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] "But... I am the one to be kept in your deepest dark place! That's it, I am going back to Tyr" * flounces off *
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] Shaggy messed with Scel. There's no way he's getting any of this!
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] No hawt Lexilicious action for Shaggy!
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] If he had eyes he would cry tears of heartbroken yearning.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Perhaps that should be a warning in all necromantic manuals... "Warning, becoming a Lich-God may prevent Lexilicious action"
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] HAWT Lexylicious action!
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] :)
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] and I like the "MAY prevent..."
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Well, Shagarath had to also mess with Scel.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:17 am 
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Zombie, your Freudian slip is showing! :D

Morgan "...has a passion for music and has no problem taking the time to carefully explain things to Ro. She leaves Ro with some lesions that she can practise with..."

Harp lesions, no less! Ouchy!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:13 am 
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Well done, you passed my test. Yes that’s right, it was on purpose. I am infallible. *glares at Xanthalas, who better keep his mouth shut*

:oops:

At least I know people read my posts!

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Zombie wrote:
Well done, you passed my test. Yes that’s right, it was on purpose. I am infallible. *glares at Xanthalas, who better keep his mouth shut*

:oops:

At least I know people read my posts!


*Opens mouth but MERCIFULLY spares his comment.*

Don't poke the lion people. It bites.

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A few things that tickled yesterday:

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LEXY: Which reminds me; this also applies, by the way, in the opposite direction; for instance if you should happen, for reasons I shall not mention because I seem to recall this lecture was advertised as family-friendly, to need to run away without your pants, do not, whatever you do, try to put them on while running!

LEXY: Suvival does trump modesty, my dears!

YANA: *giggles*

TINKER: *giggles too*

LEXY: *thinks a moment* Unless you are running away from zombies; then you would have time to put on your pants!

LEXY: And lace up your boots.

TINKER: Zombies dun' care if ye got pants on or not though, Lexy!

LEXY: And make a sandwich.

SEAMUS: an take a shower..

SEAMUS: have a nap

YANA: ... and comb your hair...

TINKER: Ah know this for a FACT *giggleswinks*

LEXY: Though I shudder to think why you would be...but I digress!

MORGAN: oh you do not want to be cornered by zombies and not have your pants

TINKER: Oh, Ah dunno. Ah never really wear pants in th' first place, so...


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ASH: uniform *looks at them all*

MORGAN: uniform *nods*

LEXY: As soon as everyone is dressed, we shall put to the test what we have learned!

DAN’ETH: For when you need to flee your cabbage.

SOLEIS: *chuckle*

ASH: *chuckles at Dan'eth*

ASH: okay *hold up his hands in defeat and head around the corner to dress*

SEAMUS: Is his cabbage that scary?

DAN’ETH: She can be.

MORGAN: call her a lizard and find out

DAN’ETH: *nods seriously*

SEAMUS: oh, that cabbage

LEXY: Ladies are best at being frightening. Much better than men!

TINKER: Chickens. Chickens're whacha gotta watch out for *nodsnods*

LEXY: So true!

SOLEIS: *makes face, nods agreement with Tinker*

SEAMUS: around here, that's true *nods*

TINKER: EVERYWHERE

LEXY: *does actually look fabulois in his Coach Rapture outfit*

SEAMUS: Fire chickens, exploiding chickens, dire chickens, poo chickens, vorpal chickens... ugh.


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LEXY: Hmm? What?

BIANCA: shes' going to haves a baby!

Nanien Le'lie: You . . . you! *hands still at lower back* You come and seduce me and never come back! Now look! *at Lexy*

SEAMUS: [Talk] RUN ALEXIS RUN!

SOLEIS: *blinks*

LEXY: *blinks*

MORGAN: woah!

ASH: *blinks*

SCELUSCIO ...

Nanien Le'lie: *redfaced, swollen everywhere*

BIANCA: YAY! Lexy's going to be a daddy! *bounces*

DAN’ETH: *mane ruffles, shocked*

SCELUSCIO: *Sceluscio turns to stone, metaphorically speaking*


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:08 pm 
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That did make me laugh and laugh.

EVERYBODY ELSE: "Lexy, what have you done? Lexy, you cad! Lexy, you're in trouble now!"

BIANCA: "Yay! Lexy's going to be a daddy!"

:D :D :D

Also loved Morgan saying she sure hoped this wasn't going to be like the birth of the foal, because that was horriffic!

And really so much else!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:42 pm 
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Katherine De Valon; while talking to both Tinker and Ro at the fire yesterday:

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Katherine De Valon: *gets a kinda cross eyed stare by all the mangeled dialects by now*

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