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Post by Rali'vinee »

A little dialogue that was making me giggle the night at Kay's tree. I only cut it because there was so much ic dialogue between the tells.


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Speaking of animals, I considered adding Syc's Kitty quote here but I'll send that privately to torment.
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You are not allowed to mention a quote publicly and then not share it. :)
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Post by Gregpooh »

Seamus (Inside Amazon Hall): OOC ((I'm going to log now, can I get let out please?))

Rowena: ((No - Seamus is forever trapped inside the Amazon Hall as the resident Sex Toy)) ;) :p

Seamus ((oh, darn))
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Post by Jenai »

:twisted: Ok, It never hurts to check IRC right before bed. I about fell out of my chair. *prays NOT to get pwn'd*
[21:32] * Diego only loves girls, but if he did love Arkon, it would be in a pure manly heterosexual buddy type of way. *nods*
[21:32] TriNiTy: hehe
[21:33] * Arkon nods appreciativly to Diego for that cause if it was any other way.. he'd have to get his gun
[21:33] Diego: *nods* And I would not blame you.
[21:34] Xaila|Canada: Nothing like defending one's sexuality with a large phallic instrument.
[21:36] Medea: ROTFLMAO
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Jenai even at near death is about as helpless as that kitten in Mithro. *Daemona*
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Post by Druid523 »

Hahahahahah. Thank you, Jenai! :P
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Post by makelovelikewar »

Jenai is a braver woman than I! :lol:
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Post by Arkon »

And for the lady's bravery, Jenai gets drum roll of doom A slap on the back and a guffaw from the peanut gallery.
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Post by silverdragonams »

Our REAL strategy for getting the orb back....


<Druid523> I'll just send Alexis to do it!
<CoffeeDragon> to..seduce him for the orb?
<Druid523> :D
<CoffeeDragon> dun think Dameon swings that way lol
<CoffeeDragon> but you never know!
<Druid523> There are no straight men! Only men who haven't met Lexy.
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silverdragonams wrote:Our REAL strategy for getting the orb back....


<Druid523> I'll just send Alexis to do it!
<CoffeeDragon> to..seduce him for the orb?
<Druid523> :D
<CoffeeDragon> dun think Dameon swings that way lol
<CoffeeDragon> but you never know!
<Druid523> There are no straight men! Only men who haven't met Lexy.
Soooooo true :oops:
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Post by blue wolfy »

sorry lexy aint my type



now the old seamus.. rawrr heheh
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Post by Bianca »

Long Live Sam's Newbie Crew! 8) :mrgreen:
Bianca Sorturo: [Tell] Sam wants to know what element best fits Bianca.. what would you say.. fire?
Unien Tir'ende'dwa: [Tell] probably.....though I was thinking bubbles.... :D
Unien Tir'ende'dwa: [Tell] tell Sam you need a sword that trails bubbles
Bianca Sorturo: [Tell] rofl
Bianca Sorturo: [Tell] *hugs* that is a riot
Bianca Sorturo: [Tell] sam wants to know what element best fits Bianca.. what would you say.. fire?
Unien Tir'ende'dwa: [Tell] You can call it Bubbles of Death
Ælfruna : [Tell] youghie..fire does sound good thought ^.^ she's warm and bright :)
Bianca Sorturo: [Tell] LOL Unien says "bubbles" .. I need a sword that trails bubbles named "bubbles of death"
Ælfruna : [Tell] lol..that's awesome ^.^
Ælfruna : [Tell] bonus points for thinking outside the box!
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Post by Breach_in_Protocol »

I'd have to say that Bianca is a spirit of Air with a touch of fire. She dances along with her feet barely touching the ground. Uplifting, light-hearted, and like Uni said bubbly. She's a pixie in wemic form.
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Post by Tremayne7 »

Agreed! They both are air spirits.
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Post by Zombie »

Some silly rymes at mirtho. Eddited a little for clarity. We had fun and it would have bee na shame to have lost them:

MORGAN
there once was a woman from nagritch who was taken for being such a bad witch
she was tied to a stake, for her evil to bake
but in truth she was only a sad bitch

perhaps i will sneak into town and post it in lots of places


BLAKE
This is... sort of impromptu..
*grins*
So cut me a little slack..
*grins*
Call it an early wedding present..
Here my humble tale began
With a fiery woman named Morgan
The tale was one, of what would come
of a relationship that has fresh begun...
The love of her life named Ro
was one truly to show
To the gods above...
that this was indeed true love
and everyone would know...
that forever and ever... would there be, morgan and Ro
*wink*
*smiles*
not bad for making it up on the spot I'd say..

MORGAN
there once was a man they called blake
*grins as she begins*
who one night made an awful mistake
he thought himself able to drink me under the table
but instead spent his night in a crate
*grins*

BLAKE
I thought you were going to say...
There once was a man named blake
who left nothing but destruction in his wake..

MORGAN
when challenged to a fight he would often take flight, as this man they called blake was a fake?
*giggles*

BLAKE
Until he challenged Morgan...
and he drank the whole damn lake!!
a booze lake that is..

RO
There once was a young man named blake
Who was tasked with a chocolate to bake
The mice did come in
And to their chagrin
His vengeance did Blake have to take

MORGAN
there was a young las named rowena, whos woman thought that she could pleas her.
i hear it is said as they wrestled in bed, they ended up folded like a concertina

BLAKE
Rowena, morgans heart did you sepina...
I would never step betwenya...
I'd have to run and say seeya
And I would terribly like to beeya
Unfortunately ...
mainly for me..
You girls only like... *grins* I dont have to say it do I?

RO
yes you do

BLAKE
pussy!
*grins*

BLAKE
Tiamat, you look as foolish as a floppy hat..
i had never even thought of being with a woman.
Fly away like a scrawny bat...
And if you do not, I'll hit you with a bat...
Take that!
meh... one of my worse
Need to know the lore to have good material..
Aha!
I do not know your lore..
except you are a dragon whore...
*grins* not you Morgan...

MORGAN
I once learned to play ukulele. I would practice that thin 3 times daily. my skill it did grow and it started to show that in no way could you say i would fail-e

BLAKE
I shall proclaim... I am the master of my own Domain, the man that rarely does the same, as any of those others so lame
The man that runs the game, and shall never die in vain
Fuck with me, and I shall empty your vein
*grins*

MORGAN
my name is morgan zahuul and i clearly am nobodies fool
dont ask me to fight, as i can go all night
and send back crying to school
*grins*
perhaps a little naughty

BLAKE
Ive a message for Morgan Zahuul, you’ve the tendency to drool, when you get rowena in the pool

RO
You been spying on us?

BLAKE
Maaaybe..
*mischeveious grin*

MORGAN
oh that would be fun

BLAKE
heh I'm not too sneaky unfortunately...

RO
There once was a young lady named Morgan
You said 'I wish I had the organ
To make my love squeal
and her charms to appeal

MORGAN
*blushes* ro!

RO
at the sounds that the pipes would peal

MORGAN
im almost tempted to start exclusion right now *grins*

RO
is there something wrong with a good pipe organ?

MORGAN
*laughs*
what is better than roses on your piano...... tulips on your organ

RO
Now who's going nasty?


BLAKE
Some say I act like a snake... others speak highly of mr. Blake.... Perhaps it's because I always take... and scarcely ever make...
But who wants to toil
And work hard on the soil...
As you continue to boil...
under the afternoon sun..
If only I had thought of what to say
Before this rhyme had begun..
Then maybe those listening..
would have a little more fun..

MORGAN
do you see here my lovely red wings?
you will see i have beautiful things
while you think i have charm
you’d cry out in alarm
to find out that my bum some times sings
im just getting silly now

BLAKE
hahahah
Usually your bum singing is not a good sign..
Though from time to time....
The smell can be benign..
Though that is usually not the case with mine..

RO
There once was a spitfire of red
Who left many an opponent lie dead
A squid came along
His bugs did go wrong
Little Mongrel; you cur, it siad
Grovel puts the P in swimming pool.
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Post by Druid523 »

Love the poems! Thanks for sharing them with us, Zombie! :)

((And sorry, Rudiki, for the following!)) :P

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Post by Tremayne7 »

This was an RL discussion between Seamus and myself.

Tremayne: So the Merchants of Commerce are building a guild hall in Heidabyr.

Seamus: So are they calling it Njordstrom's?
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Hahahaha. Love it! :P
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Post by Breach_in_Protocol »

The limericks had me rolling. I can't believe that you guys can just come up with that kind of stuff on the fly. One of the reasons I've never even tried to play a bard. Bravo and a couple gold pieces in the hat.
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<Lir-d> i could be slutty for that gear..
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Post by Bianca »

Rhys Farrynth: [Tell] so when does Bianca get Bubbles of Death? ;)
Bianca Sorturo: [Tell] LOL that would be a riot
Rhys Farrynth: [Tell] trails rainbows when it's swung...
Rhys Farrynth: [Tell] turns the baddies into bunnies..

Xune Zafrir: [Tell] That is an awesome looking greatsword (of Sam's)!
Bianca Sorturo: [Tell] Thank you! I *love* it! ...Rhy's idea was to have it trail rainbows when it's swung and turn bad guys into bunnies! =D
Xune Zafrir: [Tell] Either that, or as a cleric you should have "Summon Greater Planar Bubble" and "Bubbles of Death" would be its AOE effect. ; )
Bianca Sorturo: [Tell] *dies laughing*
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BUBBLES!
Second Star to the Right and Straight on 'til Morning

"If life is a hankerchief, love is the embrodery that makes it more beautiful." - Alexis Dufresne Montjoie

"A Tyrite, a thief, a ranger and a preppy elf were sitting in a bar with a druidess..." -Aranel
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What really goes on in Rudiki's head
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Figures! :x
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Post by Tremayne7 »

But what about certain people?????

Inquiring minds want to know :wink:
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