Africa

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:28 am

Heey guys, it's Imp, broadcasting to you from some insanely rich person's MANSION that I'm staying at in Johannesburg/berg South Africa. It's 1 pm in the afternoon here and it's their winter. I'm going on Safari soon I think to Oomphaloozie. Google it, you know you want to, and envy my ultimate vacation.

Took me over 24 hours to finally get to our destination (here with my father, otherwise I don't know any insanely rich people myself.) and the wife told me there was a fault in the line and their internet had been down for two weeks. I'm like "

" but then this morning she told me it was up XD Convenient eh? Apparantly there's breakfast for me in the kitchen and I'm really thirsty but that place is too big and intimidating. Anyway, uhh, yeah, I'll be here for about 10 days and I thought I'd tell you all before everyone started to worry, because I know I'm in yours hearts and minds every day...

Don't give me some lame-ass comment-back posts!

And don't brag about the 4th of July. 8( I want sincerities! *Prepares herself for crickets.*

And Druid, keep your hands off my boyfriend.

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:54 pm

11 views and no replies? someone please talk to me. 8(

Soul Hunter · Post by **Soul Hunter** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:15 pm

Damn it I want to know some insanely ricj person that will put me up in a mansion some place halfway around the world

silverdragonams · Post by **silverdragonams** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:21 pm

Are you bringing back souvenirs? I want an elephant! Or, if that won't fit in your luggage, a lion will do.

Gregpooh · Post by **Gregpooh** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:35 pm

You're in AFRICA for pete's sake!!

Get off the Internet and GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK AROUND!!!!!

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:58 pm

Gregpooh wrote:You're in AFRICA for pete's sake!!

Get off the Internet and GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK AROUND!!!!!

That's a freaking GREAT IDEA SEAMUS! I'll just walk out of this house which I'm completely by myself in, into 40-50 degree weather and using my supergenius brain figure out the combination to lock the Merlin-security-system guarded house behind me (but they give some swat team an extra pay check each month to have their personal cellphone numbers on call 24-7) or to fabricate the key to the mansion doors. Then I'll hop in my invisible car, which will have the steering wheel on the right, and magically learn how to drive on the wrong side of the road! Then I'll throw up some South African Rand notes and coins, go shopping, and go on safari myself.

Jenai · Post by **Jenai** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:00 pm

OHH Imp Enjoy! You are missed here but forget about us and go have fun!

Moonyju · Post by **Moonyju** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:20 pm

You lucky bum you!!!

If you can't get out of the property, surely they have a backyard or soemthing? Get out and enjoy!

If you can't get out of the house proper... well.. look out the windows?

As for driving on the wrong side of the road... it's only a matter of getting used to it.

Just don't use the main roads yet.

...and for souvenir... find a certain ganoom for me? Please? Pretty please? On Avlis we knew him as Gurky... he should be around there somewhere...

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:16 pm

They do have a lovely backyard, which I already videotaped, but I'm a florida girl my whole life and I think anything below 70 is too cold.

Final Shinryuu · Post by **Final Shinryuu** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:31 pm

Hug a lion for meeeee!

Druid523 · Post by **Druid523** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:41 pm

Missing you!!

I'm keeping Erik warm for ya! Take pictures and then send me a PM with links to said pictures! I'll do the same for you on those nights when Erik and I try to keep each other warm.

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:44 pm

I hope you have had all your shots.

Xanthalas · Post by **Xanthalas** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:15 am

Druid523 wrote:Missing you!! I'm keeping Erik warm for ya! Take pictures and then send me a PM with links to said pictures! I'll do the same for you on those nights when Erik and I try to keep each other warm.

*Cough*

He sucks at it too!

Miss you!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope your having fun at least, And i'll be waiting here, with abated breath.

PiCaKi© · Post by **PiCaKi©** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:05 am

Have Fun & I dare You, don't shoot any animals.

Peace

Lir'ana · Post by **Lir'ana** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:06 pm

I'll just walk out of this house which I'm completely by myself in, into 40-50 degree weather and using my supergenius brain figure out the combination to lock the Merlin-security-system guarded house behind me (but they give some swat team an extra pay check each month to have their personal cellphone numbers on call 24-7) or to fabricate the key to the mansion doors. Then I'll hop in my invisible car, which will have the steering wheel on the right, and magically learn how to drive on the wrong side of the road! Then I'll throw up some South African Rand notes and coins, go shopping, and go on safari myself.

See you already got it all planned out. LoL Have a fun trip.

badjabadjabadja · Post by **badjabadjabadja** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:19 pm

Moonyju wrote:...and for souvenir... find a certain ganoom for me? Please? Pretty please? On Avlis we knew him as Gurky... he should be around there somewhere...

+1! ~Gurky Bogglewig.. last seen near an exploding alchemy table...

PiCaKi© wrote:Have Fun & I dare You, don't shoot any animals.

Unless they shoot you first.. is okies then

Dengar · Post by **Dengar** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:28 pm

I want a lemure

Lord Droke · Post by **Lord Droke** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:21 pm

Yeah and can you smuggle me some Meerkats? I want give the prairie dogs out here some competition.

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:29 pm

Just for the record, I am insanely jealous! And I would like a cheetah, although I hear they never prosper.

Idonia · Post by **Idonia** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:28 pm

So far all I've done is fancy dining and freezing my ass off.

I found out only two hours before that there was a party planned here for 18 people (middle-aged old people) and they were cooking a lamb over a spit. 2 hours to 7 pm to get ready, alright, means I can relax...

Fell asleep on the heated carpetting in my room and woke up at 6:56 and must've appeared around a half-hour late (couldn't chose an outfit and I finally just threw an old navy jacket on.. women are so crazy) but it was pretty casual, everyone was divided between the two livingrooms dining.

Also you can pay them to pet a cheetah, Lexy.

Lir'ana · Post by **Lir'ana** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:47 pm

Also you can pay them to pet a cheetah, Lexy

Ok let me get this straight. You can pay some guy to run up and try to pet a cheetah? That would be a cool show.

Xanthalas · Post by **Xanthalas** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:27 pm

I want something to pet and snuggle.

Trinity · Post by **Trinity** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:36 pm

but...you promised to snuggle and pet me!!