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Zelle
Squire of the Holy Church of Annoyance
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Post by Zelle »

Good Afternoon, Class!

*chorus comes back* Good Afternoon, Teacher!

Today, Class, we will learn what a line is.

Now, many of you may have heard that a line is defined by two points in space, and while this is true, it is only . . .

Yes? What is it Timmy? No, you may not go to the bathroom. Cross your legs and hold it. This is important. Now where was I?

Oh yes. Lines. Right.

Now, lines can be seen everywhere you look. You all got in a line to get on the bus for school today, more or less. You draw bits of lines, straight and curved and such when you do the graffitti you all so love to decorate the park with. There is also another type of line, it's visible, but only with your mind . . .

*sighs* No, Timmy, you don't need special glasses. Yes, I can see you peed your pants. It reeks. Now keep quiet.

Now, THESE types of lines are even more important than the ones you can see. The most important thing to remember about them is that you do not want to cross them.

It's really not a hard thing to do, the hardest part is making sure you see it in the first place. Now, some of you will be better at this than others, and some of you . . .

Timmy stop humping Krissy's leg!

That's it! Detention for you young man! Class dismissed!

*grabs the child by the ear and hauls him out of the class*
<Hoplite> Prop your digging yourself he hugest hole ever bro
<Prophecy67> could be
* Lie takes the shovel from Prophecy67
<Hoplite> Your using a back hoe, drunk, in a china shop
<Prophecy67> The hoe
<Prophecy67> is she cute ?
<Hoplite> Considering your drunk, yes
Anyamaur
Whelp of the Unholy Church of Newbieism
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Post by Anyamaur »

Zelle wrote:Good Afternoon, Class!

*chorus comes back* Good Afternoon, Teacher!

Today, Class, we will learn what a line is.

Now, many of you may have heard that a line is defined by two points in space, and while this is true, it is only . . .

Yes? What is it Timmy? No, you may not go to the bathroom. Cross your legs and hold it. This is important. Now where was I?

Oh yes. Lines. Right.

Now, lines can be seen everywhere you look. You all got in a line to get on the bus for school today, more or less. You draw bits of lines, straight and curved and such when you do the graffitti you all so love to decorate the park with. There is also another type of line, it's visible, but only with your mind . . .

*sighs* No, Timmy, you don't need special glasses. Yes, I can see you peed your pants. It reeks. Now keep quiet.

Now, THESE types of lines are even more important than the ones you can see. The most important thing to remember about them is that you do not want to cross them.

It's really not a hard thing to do, the hardest part is making sure you see it in the first place. Now, some of you will be better at this than others, and some of you . . .

Timmy stop humping Krissy's leg!

That's it! Detention for you young man! Class dismissed!

*grabs the child by the ear and hauls him out of the class*
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Khaelindra
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Post by Khaelindra »

He means "look and think before you do, keeping in mind that what shouldn't be done, shouldn't be done". :idea:
Gary Gygax wrote:
A Master role player is one who is willing and able to bend their character concept to make the game more enjoyable for all involved.
Void Hamlet
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Post by Void Hamlet »

Khaelindra wrote:He means "look and think before you do, keeping in mind that what shouldn't be done, shouldn't be done". :idea:
Precisely. Anything thrown out of context IC or OOC can be useful for the skilled Malefactor. Like, this:

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(It regards the helmet that Khaelindra's PC wears.)

:wink:
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, and you have to make fortitude saves, you know it's a druid. -Cap'n Charlie
Khaelindra
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Post by Khaelindra »

That big dragon was kind of heavy on the neck, i must confess... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Gary Gygax wrote:
A Master role player is one who is willing and able to bend their character concept to make the game more enjoyable for all involved.
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