(by Zale and Merom)
The Balor went down to Avlis
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this halfling
Playin' his Shoe like a lover and playin' it hot
And the Balor jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "Boy let me tell you what
"I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a Shoe player too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you"
"Now you play pretty good Shoe, son
But give a Balor his due
I bet these Boots of Pimpin' against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"
Halfing said "Mah name's Riagrin
And ah'm damn sexah! So sexah 'dat it's a sin
Ah'll take 'yer bet and 'yer gonna regreat mah sexahness
'Cause ah'm dah sexahst 'alfling evah been!"
Riagrin untie your shoelaces
And play your Shoe so hard
'Cause the Abyss's broke loose in Avlis
And the Balor deals the cards
And if you win
You get these Magical Pimpin' Boots
But if you lose
The Balor gets your soul
The Balor knelt down to his feet
And he said "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he untied his laces as well
And he pulled the laces across the tongue
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of tanar'ri joined in
And it sounded something like this
When the Balor finished, Riagrin said
"Ah gots'ta admit, 'yer prettah good sonnah!
Gotsa sits down in 'dem chair and takes dem weeds
Ah'll show ya hows 'ta do its, skank!"
{Refrain}
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
The Balor's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny does your dog bite, no child no
The Balor bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid those Boots of Pimpin'
On the ground at Riagrin's feet
Riagrin said "Balor, if 'ye wanna get 'dem action'
On wit meh again', just ask meh.
But ah told 'yah once, 'ya skank!
Ah'm dah sexahst 'alfling evah been!"
He played
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
The Balor's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny does your dog bite, no child no
"Balor went down to Avlis" An original recording
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"Balor went down to Avlis" An original recording
<Hoplite> Prop your digging yourself he hugest hole ever bro
<Prophecy67> could be
* Lie takes the shovel from Prophecy67
<Hoplite> Your using a back hoe, drunk, in a china shop
<Prophecy67> The hoe
<Prophecy67> is she cute ?
<Hoplite> Considering your drunk, yes
<Prophecy67> could be
* Lie takes the shovel from Prophecy67
<Hoplite> Your using a back hoe, drunk, in a china shop
<Prophecy67> The hoe
<Prophecy67> is she cute ?
<Hoplite> Considering your drunk, yes
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Way back when Minya first crashlanded, and we got our hands on tamborines, Zale and Merom decided they were the bestestest singers ever, and made a band. They went down to Elf gate to share with others the glories of their voices, and were given great acclaim. Ok, so maybe they really just ignored all the boos and hisses a blue horned girl and a kobold trying to sing with 8 charisma get. (Although admittedly, you emote how your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard, and oddly, the audience grows bigger to see the train wreck.)
Regardless, "Balor" is perhaps their finest song ever, based upon the exploits of characters of the time.
And I still had it on my comp.
Regardless, "Balor" is perhaps their finest song ever, based upon the exploits of characters of the time.
And I still had it on my comp.
<Hoplite> Prop your digging yourself he hugest hole ever bro
<Prophecy67> could be
* Lie takes the shovel from Prophecy67
<Hoplite> Your using a back hoe, drunk, in a china shop
<Prophecy67> The hoe
<Prophecy67> is she cute ?
<Hoplite> Considering your drunk, yes
<Prophecy67> could be
* Lie takes the shovel from Prophecy67
<Hoplite> Your using a back hoe, drunk, in a china shop
<Prophecy67> The hoe
<Prophecy67> is she cute ?
<Hoplite> Considering your drunk, yes
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Can't. My hardrive blew up and I had to buy a new one, so I've been waiting on a friend to borrow his disks to reinstall. (My keys are saved on the website.) Luckily I had some files that transferred safely before that happened, and I was going through them to see what I saved.
<Hoplite> Prop your digging yourself he hugest hole ever bro
<Prophecy67> could be
* Lie takes the shovel from Prophecy67
<Hoplite> Your using a back hoe, drunk, in a china shop
<Prophecy67> The hoe
<Prophecy67> is she cute ?
<Hoplite> Considering your drunk, yes
<Prophecy67> could be
* Lie takes the shovel from Prophecy67
<Hoplite> Your using a back hoe, drunk, in a china shop
<Prophecy67> The hoe
<Prophecy67> is she cute ?
<Hoplite> Considering your drunk, yes