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Post by ambrosia »

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?





Because he didn't have the guts to do it.



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Post by Michiko »

ROFL

Thanks.. I needed a cheer up today :)
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Post by Cartmen »

Hahaha. nice
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Post by Zombie »

What do dyslexic zombies eat?

Brians.
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Post by Mabus »

*slaps forehead*
"If you say you're going crazy then you must be perfectly sane for a lunatic never has doubts about his sanity."
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Post by ambrosia »

:lol: Zombie!
  • Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?




    To see the boogy man, of course!!


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Post by Moonyju »

:shock:
HAH! :lol:
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Post by Bluegirl »

Brians!!! *roflmao*
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Post by Mabus »

I said... Get the dang screwdriver out of my head!!!
"If you say you're going crazy then you must be perfectly sane for a lunatic never has doubts about his sanity."
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Post by orvarg »

why did the ref stop the undead stanley cup?






thier was a face off in the corner :twisted:
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Post by Tremayne7 »

LOL!!! :D
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Post by _JM_ »

You could tell the Zombie was disappointed. His face fell.
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Post by ambrosia »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Arkon »

Did you hear about the newest craze in music?

Eminem beware, there is a new game in town

It's called the Mummy Rap
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Post by Moonyju »

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?




No, they eat the fingers separately.




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[i]"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction." [/i]
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Post by ambrosia »

Why can graveyards be so noisy?
  • Because of all the coffin!


8)
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Post by orvarg »

why is hel and the helites so popular?





people are just DYING to join us
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