Zombie wrote:Well done, you passed my test. Yes that’s right, it was on purpose. I am infallible. *glares at Xanthalas, who better keep his mouth shut*
At least I know people read my posts!
*Opens mouth but MERCIFULLY spares his comment.*
Don't poke the lion people. It bites.
[i]I live yet do not live in me,
am waiting as my life goes by,
and die because I do not die.
- St John of the Cross.[/i]
LEXY: Which reminds me; this also applies, by the way, in the opposite direction; for instance if you should happen, for reasons I shall not mention because I seem to recall this lecture was advertised as family-friendly, to need to run away without your pants, do not, whatever you do, try to put them on while running!
LEXY: Suvival does trump modesty, my dears!
YANA: *giggles*
TINKER: *giggles too*
LEXY: *thinks a moment* Unless you are running away from zombies; then you would have time to put on your pants!
LEXY: And lace up your boots.
TINKER: Zombies dun' care if ye got pants on or not though, Lexy!
LEXY: And make a sandwich.
SEAMUS: an take a shower..
SEAMUS: have a nap
YANA: ... and comb your hair...
TINKER: Ah know this for a FACT *giggleswinks*
LEXY: Though I shudder to think why you would be...but I digress!
MORGAN: oh you do not want to be cornered by zombies and not have your pants
TINKER: Oh, Ah dunno. Ah never really wear pants in th' first place, so...
ASH: uniform *looks at them all*
MORGAN: uniform *nods*
LEXY: As soon as everyone is dressed, we shall put to the test what we have learned!
DAN’ETH: For when you need to flee your cabbage.
SOLEIS: *chuckle*
ASH: *chuckles at Dan'eth*
ASH: okay *hold up his hands in defeat and head around the corner to dress*
SEAMUS: Is his cabbage that scary?
DAN’ETH: She can be.
MORGAN: call her a lizard and find out
DAN’ETH: *nods seriously*
SEAMUS: oh, that cabbage
LEXY: Ladies are best at being frightening. Much better than men!
TINKER: Chickens. Chickens're whacha gotta watch out for *nodsnods*
LEXY: So true!
SOLEIS: *makes face, nods agreement with Tinker*
SEAMUS: around here, that's true *nods*
TINKER: EVERYWHERE
LEXY: *does actually look fabulois in his Coach Rapture outfit*
SEAMUS: Fire chickens, exploiding chickens, dire chickens, poo chickens, vorpal chickens... ugh.
LEXY: Hmm? What?
BIANCA: shes' going to haves a baby!
Nanien Le'lie: You . . . you! *hands still at lower back* You come and seduce me and never come back! Now look! *at Lexy*
SEAMUS: [Talk] RUN ALEXIS RUN!
SOLEIS: *blinks*
LEXY: *blinks*
MORGAN: woah!
ASH: *blinks*
SCELUSCIO ...
Nanien Le'lie: *redfaced, swollen everywhere*
BIANCA: YAY! Lexy's going to be a daddy! *bounces*
DAN’ETH: *mane ruffles, shocked*
SCELUSCIO: *Sceluscio turns to stone, metaphorically speaking*
<ambrosia> speaking of 'the coach' hehehe
<ambrosia> I have a quote for you!
* RaliVinee leestens
* ambrosia looks it up
Bianca Sorturo: Where do you hunt griffins.
Cottleston P.: *Sighs*
If you must know they are on the berg just to the east but that knowledge won't do you any good. Without a password the plants won't let you through.
Bianca Sorturo: And you know this password?
Cottleston P.: Yous stupid or something? Of course I do.
Bianca Sorturo: Care to share it?
Cottleston P.: Give me a reason why I should.
Bianca Sorturo: [Intimidate] Because I'll rip your arms off and stuff them down your throat.
Velesti Tsai: *smiles wide*
Cottleston P.: Hey! Hey! No need to be like that. *He whispers the pasword to you*
Bianca Sorturo: You should comes to PRACTICE! you'd be GRRRRRRRRRRREAT!
Bianca Sorturo: and don't mind coach Raptors - he won't really rip your arms off either!
Bianca Sorturo: Thank you kindly.
Bianca Sorturo: I wish you well.
Velesti Tsai: *waves to Cottleston*
Uth Niord Commoner: [Talk] there is no sorrow.. he dies in battle I saw his wounds noble! half his face was gone.. but he had battle in his eyes still
[Adm.Venge] Grady the Bold: [Party] you mean in his "eye"
13thHour : [Tell] *your alignment has long since passed any possible further move to 'sexy' due to reinventing the scale*
[url=http://wiki.ysgard.org/index.php?title=PCs:Lexy]Lexy on the Wiki![/url]
Tiamat: A champion *gives Lin some attention, neck bending, looking into her* Ah yes. A champion IS here.
Tiamat: This one belongs to Kord, little Tsai.
Velesti Tsai: [Party] *nods*
Velesti Tsai: [Party] As does the wemic.
Bianca Sorturo: [Party] I SURE DO!
Bianca Sorturo: [Party] *bounces*
Velesti Tsai: [Party] And Istrin belongs to Uller.
Istrin: [Party]*leans nonchalontley on Bianca*
Tiamat: *neck swerves* Yes. *looks into Vel again* I would not take ~ that~ for all the gems on Ysgard. (means Bianca)
Bianca Sorturo: [Party] *grinds a random (slimy!) bug on a paw*
Bianca Sorturo: [Party] lets go SWIM!
Velesti Tsai: [Party] Oh yes. I am slimed to my boobs.
context wrote:Rufio: *gives [Yana] a totally pitiful I've not been fed or petted or anything at -all- all night look and little pitiful sort of sqwak*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *rolls his eyes*
Nerice Bloodforge: all right you
Kice Ansu: *catches the looks and starts laughing*
Jay inspired moment wrote:Jayem Dareau: My tummy is like an empty cavern, yet more treats... I must have'em, my piteous eyes I gaze at you, so give me treats...oh please do.
Gotta love it when unexpected IC conversations go Awkward!
Kice Ansu: *shrugs* There have been considerably less spiders, I approve of that.
Dan'eth: Most spiders stick to Fensir on the other side of the divide.
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: That depends on where you go. I can think of...three...spider-infested areas, alas!
Kice Ansu: *shudders* Had it been a spider pit...
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *shudders in sympathy, nods*
Dan'eth: Where's the 3rd Lexy? Fensir, death valley I know of. What's the 3rd area.
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Although I would prefer spiders to maggots any day!
Nerice Bloodforge: not sure... I think after.... *catches herself in the lost time* uh... however long it be, I do better prefer spiders now. {too}
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, I forgot about Fensir!
Nerice Bloodforge: *slight chuckle as she echo's Lexy's thoughts*
Kice Ansu: *shakes her head* No, see maggots are ick but you punch them just so and they go squish... Where as spiders have all those legs, Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I was thinking of where the spider king is, and that other cave north of Takaii, and the ones in the woods outside the cave that leads to Ryk's tower.
Jayem Dareau: A few around.
Dan'eth: Ah. Yes.
Dan'eth: And there's some in the sewers in Bastion too.
Nerice Bloodforge: *nod*
Nerice Bloodforge: mostly bits -about-
Nerice Bloodforge: I think Fensir an' the Valley be the most in one place
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh? I have never been in the sewers in Bastion. Not surprisingly.
Nerice Bloodforge: so easy enough ta avoid if ye like. Dan'eth: You'd think decent gods would have more imagination wouldn't you? Nerice Bloodforge: *glances to the table a moment* Nerice Bloodforge: ye...
Moragrim the Scourge, High Priest of Hel: [Talk] I believe we can come to a deal. Your voice or his eye. Decide between the two of you.
[bensinn] Ash: [Talk] darling please...
[Rali'vinee] Rali'vinee Ish'tarestacia: [Talk] My voice. *immediately*
[bensinn] Ash: [Talk] my eye.. damn it
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] His eye!
13thHour : [Tell] *your alignment has long since passed any possible further move to 'sexy' due to reinventing the scale*
[url=http://wiki.ysgard.org/index.php?title=PCs:Lexy]Lexy on the Wiki![/url]
Moragrim the Scourge, High Priest of Hel: [Talk] I believe we can come to a deal. Your voice or his eye. Decide between the two of you.
[bensinn] Ash: [Talk] darling please...
[Rali'vinee] Rali'vinee Ish'tarestacia: [Talk] My voice. *immediately*
[bensinn] Ash: [Talk] my eye.. damn it
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] His eye!
HEHEHE, gotta love Jay....
[i]"Zee cabbage does not run away from zee corn-beef."[/i]
Aranel gives Yana a lesson on shifting into a water elemental...
Aranel: It's a bit disconcerting at first.... feeling the water, and other life moving through you. Takes a while to get used to the idea that you won't just float away.
Aranel: In time, with practice, you will be able to influence the water. Move through it as an air elemental moves through the air.
Miellyana: ... aye... *voice shaking a bit* ... and wet. *feels the watery mess the ground now is*
Aranel: *grins* Ah but think of the fun you can have with that
Aranel: I have drenched many a people with that form *giggles*
[...]
Aranel: I do have to say though...
Aranel: It makes an EXCELLENT threat with Alexis
Miellyana: *can't help but laugh at that*
Aranel: *laughs with her*
Miellyana: *speaking between fits of laughter* imagine you as water.. and me as earth...
Aranel: Ooooh
Aranel: I can picture the absolute terror on ALexis face already
Aranel: Mud!
Aranel: His archnemesis
From yesterday's chance meeting of Ro with Raim and Eelkuu. The three were talking at the fire; Eekluu went off briefly to craft some items; and this is what happened upon his return.
Rowena Fynolte: *looks back to the still open door*
Eelkuu Va'Lindar: oops
Rowena Fynolte: Thank you
Rowena Fynolte: And there's milks for you at the other stump
Eelkuu Va'Lindar: milks?
Raim Teglen: So i just may have to hire grovel to clean the house
Rowena Fynolte: I'm sure he'd love the work
Rowena Fynolte: And yes - milks
Eelkuu Va'Lindar: *eyes the milks*
Raim Teglen: Your right
Eelkuu Va'Lindar: did you squeeze these yourself?
Rowena Fynolte: *looks down at her own chest*
Raim Teglen: Just need to get up some more coin to give him since its such a big house. spent most of my millions in avlis buying things
Eelkuu Va'Lindar: *looks embarrassed* No i meant from a cow....
Rowena Fynolte: Ummm - just exactly how did you mean that question?
Raim Teglen: *giggles*
A.N. Imus: Simon Colin Bernard
Victoria DeVitale: thankya
Victoria DeVitale: I need something shorter
Victoria DeVitale: Sim?
Well... some time after the lesson on elementals, Lexy gets to meet his archnemesis.
Was a few weeks ago, in Tranquility, Yana was in her shimmery-watery state, Aranel fell in the pond when the dirt gave way under her hand, by the wter.
Miellyana: ... well at least I'm not the only one who's wet anymore.
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *laughs*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *smiles a bit*
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *eyes Alexis* Perhaps we should all be wet?
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *smiles more* I was about to say I wasn't going to mention that I am now the only one who isn't wet because then you'd throw me in.
Miellyana: *shakes her semi-liquid hands vigorously in Lexy's direction, splashing him a bit*
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *wrings out her hair and flicks the water at him to join in*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *ducks and throws up his hands fendingly, but is smiling*
Miellyana: *smiles a bit more widely than she has in days*
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *looks to Yana* Remember what we were talking about the other day regarding elemental shapes?
Miellyana: ... aye.
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *mischievious twinkle in her eyes*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, gods! A mischevious twinkle! I am doomed.
Miellyana: Oh... OH OH! .. you mean -THAT- part...
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *nods grinning*
[Arkonswrath] Kay'lana Brye'Annos: [Talk] *nods grinning*
Miellyana: *grins a tad, looking at Lexy*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *looks from one to the other*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Gods, is that the time?
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: Alexis my dear... what do you get when you cross a water elemental and an earth Elemental?
Miellyana: ... you wouldn't dare, Aranel...
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: But I would...
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Don't say that, Yana!
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *bulks up*
((Aranel turns into an earth ellie))
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *stands and steels himself*
Miellyana: *lets go of her control*
[Jalya] Miellyana: [Talk] *lets the water elemental envelop her*
((Yana turns into a water ellie))
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *steps close to Yana, as she does, the dirt and water mix to begin dripping mud*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *dives unhesitatingly into the pond*
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: *unbulks laughing*
Miellyana: *watery head jerks back in a cascade of happy bubbles*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *comes up, dripping*
Kay'lana Brye'Annos: Did not even have to throw him in!
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *grins*