IG Quotes.

blue wolfy · Post by **blue wolfy** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:25 am

ambrosia wrote:
Jayem Dareau: The gods are not kind to women in that regard, is like an Ogre squeezing through a halfling size door.
Nerice Bloodforge: thanks Jay. *wryly*
Morgan Zahuul: *looks horrified again*
Soleis: *has the calm demeanor of knowing that he, personally, will never have to give birth*

at least Jay didnt name gaklah and coran in that comment

Aniril · Post by **Aniril** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:54 pm

[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] RrrRrrr. Jayem, I don't wish to detain you, but may I speak with you a moment?
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * looks as if he though the conversation was over until Alexis renewed the attack *
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] // thought
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] Aye, seems we have time to talk.
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Grunts.*
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] One cannot compare going fishing with mating
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] *Wordlessly holds out a bottle of silverish liquid.*
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] Why not?
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] The desired outcomes are not the same
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] One does not go fishing hoping to bear a child
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * looks at it assessingly *
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Talk] Imported. I would suggest it be kept for later though. It doesn't go well on an empty stomach.
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] But you have stated that an activity is not the intended norm because it does not result in children.
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] Nor go engage in sexual relations hoping to gain fish for dinner
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Tell] HAH HAH HAH! =P
[Epprom Zanneer] Aniril Dedralisen: [Talk] No ..
[3DDomain] Adonis Silvermane: [Tell] *Cannot. Stop. Laughing.*

ambrosia · Post by **ambrosia** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:30 am

*snips entirely out of context*

Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I don't even know how to fix myself, just other people.

sinn · Post by **sinn** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:49 pm

not exactly IC.. but it was IG

for those of you that know at 5AM when I get IG.. 99% of the time I have something in hand....

Ash: *boots echo on the bridge and Ash shows up pepsi in hand*
Rali'vinee Ish'tarestacia: //:P
Experience Points Lost: 5
Ash: Lexy *smiles*
LearningToFly : [Tell] 5xp penalty for product placement

good thing Ash was not carrying a 24 pack of pepsi!

(I am a loyal endorsee of Pepsi... Drink It Up)

LadyPhoenix77 · Post by **LadyPhoenix77** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:12 pm

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:06:22] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, my!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:06:39] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: He looks...powerful.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:06:58] Linassa Shatel: *Comes bounding back downstairs from her alleged room* TWINKLETOES IS THAT YOU?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:06:59] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: and big.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:12] IncogKnight has joined as a player..
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:16] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *smiles* Hello!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:16] Jayem Dareau: Need grease, but otherwise in good shape according to his diagnostics.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:34] Meoi: *sniffsniff*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:45] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *looks her over appreciatively*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:07:54] Meoi: *sniffsniff*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:06] Meoi: *sniffs at Lin*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:09] Linassa Shatel: *Looks him up and down* GETTING A LITTLE BIG IN THE GUT AREN'T WE TWINKLETOES? BEEN SLACKING OFF?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:09] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I am all curious! Where did he come from?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:34] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, come and feel my gut, and then tell me that! *grins*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:35] Meoi: *sniffsniff*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:49] Linassa Shatel: *Gigglefits* Alright, enough of me being Raptor.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:08:58] Meoi: *sits on the platform and begins grooming*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:09:04] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I'd have told him the same thing! *laughs*

LadyPhoenix77 · Post by **LadyPhoenix77** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:25 pm

Lexy knows exactly what to say.

[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Mon Oct 19 17:23:47] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Lubricant is terribly important. *straight-faced*

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:19 am

Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] *goes into the alcove, fries the door, changes swiftly*
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] * wonders when Alexis will stop blowing up the furniture *
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Talk] //lol TRIES the door!

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:28 am

First:

[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Yeek... making notes and how can "Urend might have been in Shagarath's deepest dark place while being held by him" not sound a little...er... :-p

And later:

[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] when I log off i'm going to find that Shagarath quote of yours and post it.

[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Not my fault they kept on and on about Shagarath's deepest dark place
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] lol that's one god Lexy doesn't have any interest in going to bed with.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Luke would be jealous, after all he is the one Almara has said is being kept very close to Shagarath and in his deepest dark place. Still, if Alexis did make that sacrifice at least Luke would be more willing to leave Shagarath.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] "But... I am the one to be kept in your deepest dark place! That's it, I am going back to Tyr" * flounces off *
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] Shaggy messed with Scel. There's no way he's getting any of this!
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] No hawt Lexilicious action for Shaggy!
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] If he had eyes he would cry tears of heartbroken yearning.
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Perhaps that should be a warning in all necromantic manuals... "Warning, becoming a Lich-God may prevent Lexilicious action"
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] HAWT Lexylicious action!
[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell]

[Rudiki] Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: [Tell] and I like the "MAY prevent..."
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Tell] Well, Shagarath had to also mess with Scel.

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:17 am

Zombie, your Freudian slip is showing!

Morgan "...has a passion for music and has no problem taking the time to carefully explain things to Ro. She leaves Ro with some lesions that she can practise with..."

Harp lesions, no less! Ouchy!

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:13 am

Well done, you passed my test. Yes that’s right, it was on purpose. I am infallible. *glares at Xanthalas, who better keep his mouth shut*

At least I know people read my posts!

Xanthalas · Post by **Xanthalas** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:18 am

Zombie wrote:Well done, you passed my test. Yes that’s right, it was on purpose. I am infallible. *glares at Xanthalas, who better keep his mouth shut*

At least I know people read my posts!

*Opens mouth but MERCIFULLY spares his comment.*

Don't poke the lion people. It bites.

blue wolfy · Post by **blue wolfy** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:04 pm

Shannen · Post by **Shannen** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:10 pm

A few things that tickled yesterday:

LEXY: Which reminds me; this also applies, by the way, in the opposite direction; for instance if you should happen, for reasons I shall not mention because I seem to recall this lecture was advertised as family-friendly, to need to run away without your pants, do not, whatever you do, try to put them on while running!

LEXY: Suvival does trump modesty, my dears!

YANA: *giggles*

TINKER: *giggles too*

LEXY: *thinks a moment* Unless you are running away from zombies; then you would have time to put on your pants!

LEXY: And lace up your boots.

TINKER: Zombies dun' care if ye got pants on or not though, Lexy!

LEXY: And make a sandwich.

SEAMUS: an take a shower..

SEAMUS: have a nap

YANA: ... and comb your hair...

TINKER: Ah know this for a FACT *giggleswinks*

LEXY: Though I shudder to think why you would be...but I digress!

MORGAN: oh you do not want to be cornered by zombies and not have your pants

TINKER: Oh, Ah dunno. Ah never really wear pants in th' first place, so...

ASH: uniform *looks at them all*

MORGAN: uniform *nods*

LEXY: As soon as everyone is dressed, we shall put to the test what we have learned!

DAN’ETH: For when you need to flee your cabbage.

SOLEIS: *chuckle*

ASH: *chuckles at Dan'eth*

ASH: okay *hold up his hands in defeat and head around the corner to dress*

SEAMUS: Is his cabbage that scary?

DAN’ETH: She can be.

MORGAN: call her a lizard and find out

DAN’ETH: *nods seriously*

SEAMUS: oh, that cabbage

LEXY: Ladies are best at being frightening. Much better than men!

TINKER: Chickens. Chickens're whacha gotta watch out for *nodsnods*

LEXY: So true!

SOLEIS: *makes face, nods agreement with Tinker*

SEAMUS: around here, that's true *nods*

TINKER: EVERYWHERE

LEXY: *does actually look fabulois in his Coach Rapture outfit*

SEAMUS: Fire chickens, exploiding chickens, dire chickens, poo chickens, vorpal chickens... ugh.

LEXY: Hmm? What?

BIANCA: shes' going to haves a baby!

Nanien Le'lie: You . . . you! *hands still at lower back* You come and seduce me and never come back! Now look! *at Lexy*

SEAMUS: [Talk] RUN ALEXIS RUN!

SOLEIS: *blinks*

LEXY: *blinks*

MORGAN: woah!

ASH: *blinks*

SCELUSCIO ...

Nanien Le'lie: *redfaced, swollen everywhere*

BIANCA: YAY! Lexy's going to be a daddy! *bounces*

DAN’ETH: *mane ruffles, shocked*

SCELUSCIO: *Sceluscio turns to stone, metaphorically speaking*

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:08 pm

That did make me laugh and laugh.

EVERYBODY ELSE: "Lexy, what have you done? Lexy, you cad! Lexy, you're in trouble now!"

BIANCA: "Yay! Lexy's going to be a daddy!"

Also loved Morgan saying she sure hoped this wasn't going to be like the birth of the foal, because that was horriffic!

And really so much else!

JD Smith · Post by **JD Smith** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:42 pm

Katherine De Valon; while talking to both Tinker and Ro at the fire yesterday:

Katherine De Valon: *gets a kinda cross eyed stare by all the mangeled dialects by now*

Bianca · Post by **Bianca** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:24 am

<ambrosia> speaking of 'the coach' hehehe
<ambrosia> I have a quote for you!
* RaliVinee leestens
* ambrosia looks it up

Bianca Sorturo: Where do you hunt griffins.
Cottleston P.: *Sighs*
If you must know they are on the berg just to the east but that knowledge won't do you any good. Without a password the plants won't let you through.
Bianca Sorturo: And you know this password?
Cottleston P.: Yous stupid or something? Of course I do.
Bianca Sorturo: Care to share it?
Cottleston P.: Give me a reason why I should.
Bianca Sorturo: [Intimidate] Because I'll rip your arms off and stuff them down your throat.
Velesti Tsai: *smiles wide*
Cottleston P.: Hey! Hey! No need to be like that. *He whispers the pasword to you*
Bianca Sorturo: You should comes to PRACTICE! you'd be GRRRRRRRRRRREAT!
Bianca Sorturo: and don't mind coach Raptors - he won't really rip your arms off either!
Bianca Sorturo: Thank you kindly.
Bianca Sorturo: I wish you well.
Velesti Tsai: *waves to Cottleston*

<RaliVinee> lmao

Xanthalas · Post by **Xanthalas** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:52 pm

Impaling Kord!

Shannen · Post by **Shannen** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:29 am

Xanthalas wrote:

Impaling Kord!

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:26 am

[Desert_Dancer] Rachael: [Talk] I wonder who is here
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] * nods *
[Desert_Dancer] Rachael: [Talk] Ah. *small smile, nods* Hell.
[Desert_Dancer] Rachael: [Talk] //Hello
[Jayem Dareau] Jayem Dareau: [Talk] // Knows what Racheal really meant

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:24 am

Uth Niord Commoner: [Talk] there is no sorrow.. he dies in battle I saw his wounds noble! half his face was gone.. but he had battle in his eyes still
[Adm.Venge] Grady the Bold: [Party] you mean in his "eye"

Xanthalas · Post by **Xanthalas** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:17 am

Could have been the bottom half that was missing.

Don't say "Cheese"

Bianca · Post by **Bianca** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:21 pm

Tiamat: A champion *gives Lin some attention, neck bending, looking into her* Ah yes. A champion IS here.
Tiamat: This one belongs to Kord, little Tsai.
Velesti Tsai: [Party] *nods*
Velesti Tsai: [Party] As does the wemic.
Bianca Sorturo: [Party] I SURE DO!
Bianca Sorturo: [Party] *bounces*
Velesti Tsai: [Party] And Istrin belongs to Uller.
Istrin: [Party]*leans nonchalontley on Bianca*
Tiamat: *neck swerves* Yes. *looks into Vel again* I would not take ~ that~ for all the gems on Ysgard. (means Bianca)

Bianca · Post by **Bianca** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:10 pm

..and later...

Bianca Sorturo: [Party] *grinds a random (slimy!) bug on a paw*
Bianca Sorturo: [Party] lets go SWIM!
Velesti Tsai: [Party] Oh yes. I am slimed to my boobs.

Bianca · Post by **Bianca** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:55 pm

I'm beginning to see a pattern here!

Istrin: [Party]*leans nonchalontley on Bianca*

Linassa Shatel: *Leans on her trusty steed*

ambrosia · Post by **ambrosia** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:04 am

Why we love Jay (again!)

context wrote:Rufio: *gives [Yana] a totally pitiful I've not been fed or petted or anything at -all- all night look and little pitiful sort of sqwak*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *rolls his eyes*
Nerice Bloodforge: all right you
Kice Ansu: *catches the looks and starts laughing*

Jay inspired moment wrote:Jayem Dareau: My tummy is like an empty cavern, yet more treats... I must have'em, my piteous eyes I gaze at you, so give me treats...oh please do.