Another Lexy theme song, adapted slightly from the original "I'm Just A Girl Who Cain't Say No", from the musical "Oklahoma".
I'm Just A Guy Who Can't Say No:
It ain't so much a question of not knowing what to do,
I've known what's right and wrong since I was ten.
I've heard a lot of stories and I reckon they are true
About how guys are put upon by men.
I know I mustn't fall into the pit,
But when I'm with a feller...I forget!
I'm just a guy who can't say no,
I'm in a terrible fix!
I always say "come on, le's go"
Just when I oughtta say nix!
When a person tries to kiss a guy,
I know he oughtta give his face a smack.
But as soon as someone kisses me,
I somehow, sorta, wanta kiss him back!
I'm just a fool when lights are low,
I can't be prissy and quaint.
I ain't the type that can faint. ((sung with a straight face...))
How can I be what I ain't?
I can't say no!
What you going to do when a feller gets flirty, and starts to talk...purty?
What you going to do?
S'posin' that he says that your lips are like cherries, or roses, or berries?
What you going to do?
S'posin' that he says that you're sweeter than cream,
And he's gotta have cream or die?
What you going to do when he talks that way?
Spit in his eye?
I'm just a guy who can't say no,
Can't seem to say it at all.
I hate to disappoint a beau
When he is paying a call.
For awhile I act refined and cool
Sitting on the velveteen settee,
Then I think of that old golden rule
And do for him what he would do for me!
I can't resist a romeo in a sombrero and chaps,
Soon as I sit on their laps
Something inside of me snaps!
I can't say no!
I'm just a guy who can't say no,
Kissin's my favourite food.
With or without the mistletoe
I'm in a holiday mood.
Other guys are coy and hard to catch,
But other guys ain't havin' any fun.
Every time I lose a wrestling match,
I have a funny feeling that I won!
Though I can feel the undertow
I never make a complaint
Till it's too late for restraint,
Then when I want to I caint!
I can't say no!
13thHour : [Tell] *your alignment has long since passed any possible further move to 'sexy' due to reinventing the scale*
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