Groaners of the day - Christmas Edition

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Moonyju
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Groaners of the day - Christmas Edition

Post by Moonyju »

... yes yes yes, I know most of you are currently stuffing their faces with turkey and yams and pumpkin pie (please save some pie for me!!! nom!)... but... I'm still starting this now! 8)


What do Elves learn in school?

The Elf-abet!


What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with an alien spaceship?

A UF-HO HO HO!


What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!


Why is Rudolph always wet?

Because he's a raindeer!


Why did the Elf push his bed in the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log!


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A frostbite!
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Post by Moonyju »

Oh! Heard another one this morning!

What do you get when you cross a yule log with a duck?

A fire quacker! 8)

*flees!*
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You'd BETTER flee! :D
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*peeks in*

What's green and red and goes "ribbit"?

A mistletoad!

*flees, giggling madly!*

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Post by Arkon »

peeks in... reads the jokes... spends the next few days coming up with a really really evil bah humbug way to get back at Moonyju for lowering his IQ by putting those here!!!!
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Post by Moonyju »

*cackles*


Hey, there's a reason why they're called groaners! =D

... I blame Rudiki for the last one, though... Rudiki told me to post it! ;)
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