IG Quotes.

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Tue May 08, 2007 10:42 pm

Allright, I've spent quite some time looking for this so I could post it but with no success. If anyone else has the long string of different "Help me, I'm bleeding to death" messages from at least 5 different characters in a row (including Lexy) from the recent event in the Black Tower, please post?

Dengar · Post by **Dengar** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:17 pm

*a small fragment of Gildan and Dimwick discussing the very stubborn cow on the road to Mirtho*

Gildan: "Hey Dimwick, I see you met the cow"
Dimwick: "I'm trying to milk it, but it's being stubborn"
Gildan: "Yeah It's stubborn I noticed" "I prefer horses to cows"
Dimwick: Yeah, but you can't milk a horse"

silverdragonams · Post by **silverdragonams** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:51 pm

During the Dramatic conclusion of Arkon's Lord of the Night event while everyone is focusing on casting and praying:

Tristran Greenlin [tell]: *smacks Sara's butt mid chant to see if the world ends...*

Because I'm mean:

Sarakin Fyne: Scel gave us a wedding present

Tristran Greenlin: Oh?

Sarakin Fyne: They are a couple of pretty rocks. I'm not sure what they are for, but he said you would know. He said something about them making you um...last longer....

Tristran Greenlin: ...

(they were imbued psionic gems )

Psye Shaar · Post by **Psye Shaar** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:59 pm

bah... everyone knows that psions can reach the parts other mortals just can't reach....

Dengar · Post by **Dengar** » Wed May 09, 2007 10:28 pm

Dimwick "I'll watch the rear!"

Druid523 · Post by **Druid523** » Wed May 09, 2007 11:39 pm

Psye Shaar wrote:bah... everyone knows that psions can reach the parts other mortals just can't reach....

We can???

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:51 am

Trust me, Sceluscio.

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Sat May 12, 2007 2:35 am

(The conversation you are about to see is true. Only the "e"s have been added to protect your sanity...)

Lexy is wearing red:

Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I suppose there is the advantage that it does not show blood!
Teron: Then hows your friends supposed to know that you are bleeding?
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, by the screaming, of course! *grins to Teron*

Alias Ironjade · Post by **Alias Ironjade** » Mon May 14, 2007 2:26 pm

From Last nights trip into the Drider caves..

Sceluscio Potementia: I think we've got them handled...
Seamus Ironhand: they've got the high ground
Elly So'Riatin: is scel ok
Seamus Ironhand: I hope so
Sceluscio Potementia: By all the hells!

said by Scel as he notices the Balor behind him...

Druid523 · Post by **Druid523** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:22 pm

Sneaky DM!

Psye Shaar · Post by **Psye Shaar** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:28 pm

What I want to know is why there was no shout of "IIIIIIIT'S BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIND YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"

Moonyju · Post by **Moonyju** » Mon May 14, 2007 5:36 pm

Psye Shaar wrote:What I want to know is why there was no shout of "IIIIIIIT'S BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIND YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"

Nah.. just the Balor sneaking up behind Scel and covering Scel's eyes with his hands... "GUESS WHO!?"

Druid523 · Post by **Druid523** » Mon May 14, 2007 7:02 pm

Hahahahah. And then Scel and the Balor laugh and start rolling around on the floor tickling each other.

...

Gregpooh · Post by **Gregpooh** » Mon May 14, 2007 7:43 pm

Psye Shaar wrote:What I want to know is why there was no shout of "IIIIIIIT'S BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIND YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"

Um, Because Scel was up on a higher elevation and none of the players down below could see what was behind him?

Xanthalas · Post by **Xanthalas** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:14 am

Druid523 wrote:Hahahahah. And then Scel and the Balor laugh and start rolling around on the floor tickling each other.

...

I'm not a Balor!

Dengar · Post by **Dengar** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:07 am

*Dimwick to a goblin under mirtho*

"have you ever seen what one of these can do?" *holding up a blade*

Rudiki · Post by **Rudiki** » Sat May 19, 2007 7:06 am

Sceluscio prepares to demonstrate Biofeedback:

Sceluscio Potementia: You use a rapier, do you not?
Sceluscio Potementia: Poke me.
Egil Leifsson: //*keeps a straight face*
Sceluscio Potementia: //....doh.
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Gods!
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *grins*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I thought you would never ask!

Druid523 · Post by **Druid523** » Sat May 19, 2007 2:02 pm

One of these days, I'll learn my lesson. I'm sure of it.

Xanthalas · Post by **Xanthalas** » Sat May 19, 2007 2:41 pm

Druid523 wrote:One of these days, I'll learn my lesson. I'm sure of it.

Yeah, and around that time they will start making gasoline free.

Alias Ironjade · Post by **Alias Ironjade** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:12 pm

Overheard before the rescue of Triah:::

Sonja Pyre: *to Faith* A bit of both wouldn't hurt. *winks*
Xai: Speaking of a well matched pair, *Digs in his pants*
Xai: // Okay, that -SO- did not come out right.
William Trueheart: *blinks*
Sonja Pyre: *eyes widen* Xai!!!
Xai: *Pulls out two kamas* What?
Sonja Pyre: *look of relief*
Xai: *Purses his lips* .... Shame on you two.
Sonja Pyre: Nice weapons.

Alias Ironjade · Post by **Alias Ironjade** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:27 pm

During the *climatic*

... battle to save Triah

Algaliarept's Lieutenant: ((the girls pain changes to pleasure))
Jenai Stronghold: Yes
Elly So'Riatin: oh yes !
Elly So'Riatin: yes yes !
Elly So'Riatin: *moans in pleasure*
Jenai Stronghold: Yes, yes, YES!
Myradia Lannesen: *moans in extasy*
Elly So'Riatin: hmmm oh gods !
Amir Danolyan: *clinicallly* Interesting.
Davilia Chert: *moans differently* kill it any way.. but.. in a lil' while...
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *looks completely disgusted*

Thralia Dy'nesh: *moans in pleasure*
Sonja Pyre: *all the muscles in her face relax as she moans in pleasure*
Isang Jarlson: she is enjoying it
Jenai Stronghold: *still writhing on ground but making happy noises*
Myradia Lannesen: More... stronger..
Elly So'Riatin: mmmmm
Davilia Chert: screw you *writhes*
Elly So'Riatin: ih gods yes !
Jenai Stronghold: more....
Sonja Pyre: Oh by the gods, never stop.

Sounds like somebody was enjoying the ending...

Xanthalas · Post by **Xanthalas** » Sat May 19, 2007 11:08 pm

corwink · Post by **corwink** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:02 am

too cute, Xai does a great job rping faith

Lily: *Waves happily to Faith.* Hihiiii!
Faith: *Attempts to look mean, but instead just giggles*
Lily: *Whips out a bearrie for her.*
Faith:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Faith: *Flies into it, shoving her face against it* NUMMMY NUMMY NUMMY MNYAH MNYAH *Gurgle snort munch*
Lily: ....
Xai: ... I hope that was for her....

corwink · Post by **corwink** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:06 am

hehehe she's gonna kill me

Xai: *Smiles up to Jenai* Thank you, child.*
Xai: I promise not to eat them.
Jenai Stronghold: *smiles* you are most welcome and Xai...
Jenai Stronghold: I am a woman now *shakes her chest at him then runs and hides behind corwin*'
Jenai Stronghold: *giggles*
Triah Dana: ooc/rofl
Corwin Kinslayer: *laughs*
William Trueheart: *blinks*
Jenai Stronghold: *blushes and smiles*
Xai: .....
Xai: *Cough*

VIpAcT · Post by **VIpAcT** » Sun May 20, 2007 5:11 am

(21:38:02) (@p0m) Seamus Ironhand: *we're a hedge, please move along*
(21:38:06) (@p0m) Lmao.
(21:40:40) (@p0m) I shall call them... shrumpers.
(21:40:50) (+GrayMonk) lol
(21:41:03) (Corwink) lol

And slightly unrelated:

Soleis: *seems to be examining Lydia's chest very closely*

Lack of context. So great. Haha.