Taken from the January 25, 2009 Kord "training" event.
The Group!
Raptor vs. Lexy!
Coach Raptor: YOU QUESTION *to Lexy*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Well, first of all, you still haven't told me your name?
Coach Raptor: CALL ME SALLY! *to Lexy* THE REST OF YOU COACH OR RAPTOR.
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Raptor! So FIERCE!
Coach Raptor: YOU REALLY OUGHT TO NOT THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, MAGGOT *to Lexy*
Coach Raptor: ANY MORE QUESTIONS
Frapp: YES SIR!
Coach Raptor: YOU *to Frapp*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I'm sure you're very capable, but you ought just to respect Psionics a bit more, Raptor!
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Sir.
Frapp: WEAPON ENHANCING SPELLS...ARE THEY ALLOWED OR NOT SIR!
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *as an afterthought*
Coach Raptor: ARE YOU DEAF MAGGOT! *to Lexy* I SAID FOR YOU TO CALL ME SALLY.
Coach Raptor: THEY ARE ALLOWED
Frapp: *nods* THANK YOU SIR!
Coach Raptor: YOU CAN ENHANCE ANYTHING YOU WISH, I SEE SOME NEED IT MORE THAN OTHERS.
Coach Raptor: *eyeballs Lexy*
Legewen Jr'ein: *doesn't even try to stop the gigglefit this time*
Coach Raptor: ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, how would you know, Sally?
Coach Raptor: *storms over to Lexy*
Coach Raptor: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SALLY!
Coach Raptor: DO I LOOK LIKE A SALLY TO YOU!
Peter Andar: *seriously tries to keep his giggles to himself*
Legewen Jr'ein: *giggles*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: *thinks about this*
Coach Raptor: *glares into his eyes, spittle taking a little trip between them*
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: I think you look more like a Rudolph.
Legewen Jr'ein: *giggles*
Coach Raptor: I'M RAPTOR AND DON'T FORGET IT!
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: How could I?
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: SO fierce!
Coach Raptor: I HAPPEN TO KNOW LITTLE MISS, AS I WAS STANDING THERE, THAT FATHER FRANCES INTRODUCED ME TO YOU ALL, SAID YOU WOULD BE IN RAPTOR'S HANDS.
Coach Raptor: SO THAT TELLS ME EITHER ONE, YOU ARE DEAF; OR TWO, YOU WANT TO BY MY BOYFRIEND
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, I'm awfully sorry; I was trying to fix this uniform.
Coach Raptor: EITHER WAY, I DO NOT LIKE IT AND YOU WILL, MARK MY WORDS, BE A DETRIMENT TO YOUR TEAM.
Coach Raptor: YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE.
Coach Raptor: YOU WILL PROBABLY GET EVERYONE KILLED FIXING YOUR HAIR MAGGOT
Alexis Dufresne Montjoie: Oh, I shan't ask anyone else to fix my hair!
Coach Raptor: RED TEAM. YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO KILL MY NEW BOYFRIEND AND LEAVE HIS CORPSE HERE IF YOU DEEM HIM A DANGER TO YOUR GOAL.
Always and Ever SO much fun!