... yes yes yes, I know most of you are currently stuffing their faces with turkey and yams and pumpkin pie (please save some pie for me!!! nom!)... but... I'm still starting this now!
What do Elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with an alien spaceship?
A UF-HO HO HO!
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Why is Rudolph always wet?
Because he's a raindeer!
Why did the Elf push his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A frostbite!
Groaners of the day - Christmas Edition
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