Sometimes Spam can be (ROFL!) funny...

[ambrosia]

omy gawwwwwwwwd!

Good day, my dear friend

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
I live for you, my honey, I breathe for you, my dear, I wake up for you every morning. You will be everything to me! I will love you as long as the stars light up the heaven, as long as the sun whisks away the darkness of the night and touches the earth with loving warmth. All I need is to find you wherever you are now. And I am here for you, help me to find your kind heart and deep soul.

Veronik C.

[Moonyju]

>.<

Someone needs a special invite to the upcoming poetry workshop....

[ambrosia]

I vote we ask Jay to invite him.

[davicurtistaggart]

but,veronik,you said it was my body for which your flame eternally burns!you...you...two-timer,you!

[albonia]

Bah all i get is messages offering me a share in 20$. If i just send them my bank details and passwords

[Rudiki]

I liked this one, too:

"...whom thou wilt make perfect, [and place it] in the boat. Make it to sail in the to nought the acts of the foes of Nebertcher. "Deliver thou the scribe Nebseni, others say that he is Nefer-Tem; and others say that he is Sept who doth bring thou shalt make a cavity in the south wall, and, having turned the front of the self-born, king of the earth, prince of the Tuat (the Other World), governor of two sisters (Isis and Nephthys) are given to thee for thy delight. Thou hast Hail, thou god Tem, who comest forth from the Great Deep, who shinest gloriously horizon and sheddest thy beams of light upon the Lands of the South and of the is truth, is strong on the earth and in Khert-Neter. O Osiris Ani, whose word is RUBRIC (From the Papyrus of Nu): [This Chapter] shall be said over a Tet of..."

And here the papyrus breaks off.

[ambrosia]

[Rudiki]

Also I think Veronik C. may be related to Smoove B. of The Onion.

[Moonyju]

*faints at the oh so fancy old English*

[davicurtistaggart]

what!?spam on papyrus?!i had no idea the problem was millennia old!